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Hey spoutible! It would be super cool if you could help me get a ton of views on my comedy special ! I promise you’ll feel uncomfortable WHILE you laugh. Share with your friends or if you hate it you can send to your enemies. https://youtu.be/gu6jclt1F4s
Matt O'Nesti's Uncomfortable | STAND UP COMEDY SPECIAL - YouTube

In 2019, Matt and his director, Harrison, needed to graduate college. So they decided to make a comedy special. This special covers such topics as being fait...

09:47 PM - Mar 07, 2023
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A gang of nerds beat the shit out of me after a pi eating contest. When they were announcing places, I joked “more like bronze.14” and they just started wailing on me.
04:40 PM - Feb 23, 2023 (Edited)
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Watching wrestling can solve most problems.
07:28 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Depression is fun because one day you can wake up and your brain is like “MUWAHAHAHAHA I’m going to make you eat 6 chili dogs and answer zero phone calls or texts!”
05:26 PM - Feb 13, 2023 (Edited)
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Any sportsbooks taking action on the puppy bowl? I swear I’ll call the gaming commission if the answer is no!! #SuperBowl #PuppyBowl #Gambling
01:50 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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this shit really set me off (no pun intended)

Imagine being in a wheelchair & you go into a public restroom because well…nature is calling. There’s 3-5 toilets. I (Mr Wheelchair) can only use 1. Non-disabled can use all of them.

fuck people who are like this
#disability #disabledadvocacy
11:39 AM - Feb 11, 2023 (Edited)
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Wondering in SW Florida when I turn a corner to sneak into the golf course; a garage opens and out comes this dude…shirtless, basketball beer gut, daisy dukes, sipping a beer. He looks at me, dumps the whole beer into his flower bed, turns around and goes back inside. I love this place #FloridaMan
05:12 PM - Feb 06, 2023
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Thinking of reviving my fight to get better accessibility on airplanes. So I’ll ask my new friends here on spoutible; is it a reasonable accommodation for a person to have to be separated from their wheelchairs in order to fly?
09:36 AM - Feb 06, 2023
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I’d argue to mint the coin, but I guess I’m more into peppermint.
11:13 PM - Feb 05, 2023
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In a way, I think I miss the balloon. It was nice looking up into the sky knowing someone else was looking back. #TheBalloonsWeMadeAlongTheWay
01:10 PM - Feb 05, 2023
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Like every comedian you all will meet on here as this thing grows- I’m just fighting the urge to immediately start self promoting all my stuff (special, shows, podcasts, videos) but I promise I’ll wait at least 24 hours.
11:15 AM - Feb 05, 2023
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Wait a minute- I don’t have to manufacture rage to get noticed on here? That makes me furious!
11:02 AM - Feb 05, 2023
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Little about me: I’m in a wheelchair and I’m the reigning record holder of longest wall sit from middle school gym class.
10:55 AM - Feb 05, 2023
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I’m excited to explore all the ways to make “spouting off” sound dirty. It’s a right of passage for all social medias!
10:52 AM - Feb 05, 2023 (Edited)
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