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I'm glad I'm not the gutter on this street!
10:07 PM - May 05, 2024
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I was really excited to finally watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.

It wasn't what I thought it would be. I thought it would be about someone draining people's enthusiasm. Then I realized it was. And it just did.

Well played, TV. Well played.
08:32 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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C O M I N G - T H I S - F A L L :

THE 2024 GUTTER WATER OLYMPICS STREAMING LIVE FROM THE OAK STREET GUTTER WATER STADIUM!

Will the record for the world's largest splash be broken? Plan to attend or watch to find out!

Exclusively on the OSGW streaming app - $19.99 per month and some hidden fees!
08:19 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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BREAKING NEWS:

A massive flood was averted again today because of gutters.

You're welcome.

*This message provided by H2Oak Street Gutter Water:

"Stay Hydrated And don't forget to attend the 2024 Gutter Water Olympics, held on Oak Street and sponsored by H2Oak Street Gutter Water!" #bodiesofwater
06:51 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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04:39 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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The night was moist. Was I sweating or was it raining? Were my poor pores pouring so much moisture down my sides that it could not be curbed? Was it incontinence? I remember being young with a steady stream, before the puddles and trickles ruined my flow. I miss my youth. #Spoutories #pour
01:01 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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At OSGW, we serve a higher power by saving soles!

Infused with asphalt and covered in slurry, our soles are a marvel of advanced design and technology!

When you party like a rock star and pass out in the gutter, you'll make a big SPLASH when you wear Oak Street Gutter Water Sneakers - only $399!
11:41 AM - Feb 19, 2024
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@LakeLanier

Bing AI knows you well! Doesn't know much about snowmobiles, but definitely knows you!
08:41 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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So, to save money, I decided to try using Bing AI to design my new H2Oak Street bottles and advertising campaign. Not happy with the results. #bodiesofwater
07:58 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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A moment of silence for all the California gutters who were lost in mudslides.
06:52 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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#DailyPictureTheme #Cruise
Photo credit: u/snappiness (reddit)
09:11 PM - Jan 25, 2024
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Rainy weekend. Gonna be busy today, tonight, tomorrow. SoCal winters are my favorite time of the year!
02:59 PM - Jan 20, 2024
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What is the strangest thing you've found or seen in a street gutter?
04:49 PM - Jan 04, 2024
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2024 GUTTER WATER OLYMPICS UPDATE: Training is underway for the Gutter Jumping Freestyle event!

Reminder: Tickets to the GW Olympics make great stocking-stuffers!

Disclaimer: Do NOT try this at home. These are trained pros. #bodiesofwater
03:01 PM - Dec 13, 2023
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* * Oak Street Gutter Water Lost and Found * *

If any of the following items are yours, please come by and claim them!

*Note: I'm keeping the lighter.
12:46 AM - Oct 16, 2023
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"Why, this is the best gutter water I've ever tasted! You should buy some for yourself, 'cause Mary Todd and I aren't sharing!"
12:42 AM - Oct 16, 2023
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@cbouzy How come I can't search splashtags any more? That option is now gone, replaced by "news." What's the point of using them if you can't search for them?
03:18 AM - Oct 05, 2023 (Edited)
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Sorry I haven't been around much. Had a problem that needed to be fixed.

#badphotoshop
03:09 AM - Oct 05, 2023
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Bedbugs sweep Paris? At least their streets and gutters will be clean! #BadPhotoshop
Susan Buzzell @sbuzz59
Les stinking bugs. 😆
10:31 PM - Sep 30, 2023
11:14 PM - Sep 30, 2023 (Edited)
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I'm not sure how anyone will feel about this, but I'm gonna share the video of my birth:
11:58 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Cloudy. Skies say rain is imminent, but less than 15% chance. All the humidity, none of the drops. Weather can be such a tease!

*sigh* My mood today:
01:39 PM - Sep 03, 2023
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Aquaman has taken human form to hide from the sea hags, but I don't think he's trying very hard...
08:20 PM - Sep 02, 2023
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Hot outside? Cool off in your local gutter!
08:55 PM - Aug 27, 2023
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I like cats. They don't pee on tires and let it run into my gutter streams and street reservoirs!

#WaterSpout #EndDogCurbing #SidewalkYourDog
01:08 PM - Aug 26, 2023
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Tommy "Splashtastic" has had his name removed from the 2024 Gutter Olympics by his parents due to this scandal. He's doing extra chores to clean his image, but maintains it was a set up intended to create this outcome.

Follow me for updates...
#WaterSpout #BodiesOfWater
12:47 PM - Aug 26, 2023 (Edited)
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#BodiesOfWater #WaterSpout

What you think @LakeLanier is going to be like and what @LakeLanier turns out to be:
12:19 AM - Aug 26, 2023
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Bowling is stupid! Why would you want to keep your ball out of such a flawless gutter?!?
09:54 PM - Aug 25, 2023
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When you shine a light directly onto one of my many reservoirs, you can see what lies beneath the surface clearly. When you move the angle of the light, it reflects off the surface and doesn't expose what's hidden underneath.
09:28 PM - Aug 24, 2023
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Local TV reporters broke into programming to talk about the hurricane. Suddenly, their eyes rolled to the back of their heads, they softly bit their lower lips, and their bodies started to shake uncontrollably...

There had been an earthquake, and it triggered the largest newsgasm ever recorded!
02:02 PM - Aug 21, 2023
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Thinking of all the unhoused in California right now.
05:57 PM - Aug 20, 2023
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