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The Truth Is Not The Truth guy gets served his summons to the Arizona criminal indictment on same day as he turns 80

The Mayor of Mascara, Lord Leaky of L'Oreal, Rudy Giuliani is now also served his summons. He joins the Trumpomobsters who will face criminal court in Arizona (after Georgia)
11:28 AM - May 18, 2024
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Movie poster for the third installment of the rhythm and blues comedy series

BLUES BROTHERS 3: ARIZONA BLUES

Joliet Jake Blues: "We're putting the band together!"

Elwood Blues: "We're on a mission from God."

Trumpomobsters of Arizona looking quite similar to the gang that was caught in Georgia
02:11 PM - May 17, 2024
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Hi, my name is John Eastman. I am a former attorney for Traitor Trump von Shitzenpants TOT*

My bucket list is to be convicted in every American state. I collect mug shots. This is me being criminally charged in Arizona

* The Orange Turd
05:41 PM - May 17, 2024
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Congress members showing fealty to the idiot-man-child are too drunk on his Kool-aid to realize they were staring at their future, watching Cohen on the witness stand.

They will all end up testifying against him, indicted themselves, or some other bad end.
🫢😐
10:15 PM - May 16, 2024
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Totally agree with this analysis

I'd add, the jury now are totally on Michael Cohen's side. Todd Blanche has made the jury hate Blanche (and Trump even more) and are MORE INCLINED to believe Michael was telling the truth. This is not helping, Blanche. Stop this line of questioning...
02:58 PM - May 14, 2024
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To my followers, it has been intense and fun. But also very time-consuming. I will now take a break. I expect to only briefly stop by on Wednesday (no court) and will resume the close attention to Michael Cohen's final day of testimony (Thursday). Friday there is no court also.
04:59 PM - May 14, 2024
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Are we STARTING to feel a BIT better that justice is on its way?

Peter Navarro is in prison
Allen Weisselberg is back in prison
Steve Bannon just lost his appeal today, so he goes now to prison

Trump will be convicted in 2 weeks, then he will be sentenced to prison

Giuliani is disbarred, bankrupt
11:14 AM - May 10, 2024
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Redirect was effective

Then re-cross (Trump legal clown) briefly went to point about Trump revenge mindset, trying to suggest (to jury) that Trump was NOT attacking Stormy, but his vengeance was directed at Republicans

And in final redirect, DA shows Tweet of Trump attacking Stormy NOW 2 days ago
12:37 PM - May 09, 2024
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(Pro tip: if you intend to use any evidence in court, make sure you use your quotation IN CONTEXT and do not embellish the witnesses words one iota. Now Necheles has destroyed ALL credibility of her attacks, as Stormy was clearly correct - and Jury seems Necheles had KNOWN this but badgered Stormy)
12:27 PM - May 09, 2024
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Professional redirect

Trump Court Jester & alleged attorney Necheles claimed Stormy bragged being "instrumental" in putting Trump "to jail". Necheles selected supposedly Stormy's most damaging Tweet

As Stormy said then, that was not in her Tweet

Instead was a CLEVER response to nasty attack Tweet
12:24 PM - May 09, 2024
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Ok, now cross-examination by Trump legal clown has ended. Her last attempt was to insist like a cartoonish TV attorney that Stormy had invented the whole story, which Stormy strongly denied

Now it is redirect, so DA attorney's ask Stormy (friendly) questions to let her explain herself
12:11 PM - May 09, 2024
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(and as you were wondering how can Tomi be so freaking accurate with all his forecasts and how he knows who has flipped. Now you know the truth. I am not a time traveler from the future. I am something even more diabolical: I am a paranormal possum!)
12:01 PM - May 09, 2024
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oh-oh... witnesses. They can testify Trump phoned Stormy so Trump knew Stormy and wanted to contact her (speaks to Trump repeatedly claiming he never knew who Stormy was)
12:16 PM - May 07, 2024
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Trump: Hi Stormy. This is Karen McDougal, a Playboy Bunny, the other woman I am having sex with to be unfaitful to that Slovenian rental who pretends to be my wife, with whom I was unfaithful to my second wife, with whom I was unfaithful to my first wife

Would you like to join us for a threesome?
12:21 PM - May 07, 2024
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In response to Tomi T Ahonen.
That will be a lovely birthday gift for me. I'm saving a bottle of champagne for the first guilty verdict.
07:26 PM - May 03, 2024
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So?

My dear Tweeps?

It is now HALF POINT in the first-ever criminal trial of Donald von Shitzenpants Trump

Yes. Six week trial, only 3 more weeks to go. Then Trump will be convicted by this jury, on all 34 counts, and we go from calling him Defendant Trump, to Convict Trump

THREE WEEKS. 21 days
04:46 PM - May 03, 2024 (Edited)
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19 days to the Von Schitzenpants criminal trial jury verdict: "Guilty as charged" on all 34 counts

Under 3 weeks left to go, and we change from calling him Defendant Trump, to calling him Convict Trump
11:39 AM - May 04, 2024
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Consider the biggest criminals in US history, Jesse James, Dillinger, Al Capone, John Gotti, Bernie Madoff etc

One decade from now when we count the 20 biggest US criminals of all time, Trumpomobster gang will have more than HALF of those, including the Top 3. This chart includes 8 of 20 biggest
06:40 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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I need to update my chart...

Now 5 of the 7 Trumpomobster defendants in Arizona have been indicted

Ellis
Bobb
Roman
Epshteyn
Eastman

Still missing of Defendants

Giuliani
Meadows

And later to be indicted the co-conspirator

Trump
03:55 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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We are about an hour after the jury was dismissed in Manhattan criminal trial of Trump. I see no coverage by any sources I go to about anything still going on and I am guessing they've all gone home for the wkend

So apparently the gag order ruling did not/does not come today

It was quite a week
05:26 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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So on the list of Trumpomobsters now criminally indicted

in Arizona case, we get to add two new names:

Trump attorney Christina Bobb*
Trump attorney Boris Epshteyn*

*has plea bargain and some level of immunity in another criminal trial, this is first criminal indictment of this crooked lawyer
Helen @tener_duende
Kyle Griffin:

NEW: Arizona AG Kris Mayes just announced five of the Trump officials charged in the Arizona fake electors scheme whose name were redacted in the original indictment:

• John Eastman • Boris Epshteyn • Christina Bobb • Jenna Ellis • Mike Roman
04:17 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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Those of you who have followed me for many months or years, and all from back on Twitter, have heard me say several times

The person who will be convicted of most crimes ever, is Trump (as boss). He did not COMMIT those crimes personally

The man who PERSONALLY committed most crimes.. is Giuliani
06:09 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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And THAT

my dear Tweeps. THAT begs the question. If those are the two MEN who have committed most crimes... then

say it with me

WHO IS THE WOMAN who committed most crimes, of all time?

THAT was the point of today's lecture

Because we have HER now caught. She had EVADED justice. Caught today!
06:20 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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[crickets]

Hello?

[knocks on microphone]

Is this thing on? Where did everybody go? Damn. The internet is broken...
06:27 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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ok, even though the room is totally empty, for the two in the back row

[one person leaves]

the one person in the back

The biggest WOMAN criminal of all time had eluded indictments by cunning plea bargaining, but is TODAY indicted in Arizona

She is the Bobblehead. Christina Bobb
06:32 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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And one of most obscene crimes in US history, the part Jack Smith has not gotten to yet - the THEFT of 212 classified documents in Trump White House as directed by Mark Meadows

The Bobblehead was one of those who READ documents to decide which to steal

She had flipped, but in Arizona is caught
06:41 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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Wednesday, baby!!!

Trump was supposed to have a day off from criminal court next week on Wednesday

Not anymore. There are 4 fresh breaches of the gag order. Judge Merchan just ordered a hearing on Wednesday about those NEW 4

Expect him to rule on the first 10 before then haha, maybe today
04:39 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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In response to Tomi T Ahonen.
It’s comedy central with these clowns. Holy crap!
09:27 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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JUDGE: This hearing is to decide if the defendant has breached his gag order, the burden of the proof is with the prosecution so they will go first

PROSECUTOR: Your honor, Defendant Trump has willfully disobeyed your gag order eleven times

TODD BLANCHE: Objection, your honor. It is actually 13
09:14 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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And now the killer evidence on page 4. Bron Mason great grandfather on mother's side was Hercule Poirot. And is godchild to Detective Colombo. Yes, Person 16 is Eric Herschmann. This clinches it. Great call Bron!
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