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And now for "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare."
11:23 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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And now, for "Ferrari."

Please don't suck.
08:39 PM - Dec 25, 2023
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The sub-moronic president who botched COVID, tanked the economy, sold out American interests to dictators like Putin, is corrupt and incompetent beyond belief, and so on, and so on, and so on, is now expressly using the rhetoric of Adolf Hitler, and is willing to do it over and over and over, until
03:10 AM - Dec 17, 2023
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I so very much look forward to living in a world in which it is considered completely and entirely unacceptable to advocate or apologize for Nazis/Donald Trump and Hamas (which--along with Hezbollah--the exceedingly Nazi Donald Trump called "very smart").
01:08 AM - Dec 05, 2023
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And now, for "Napoleon," which is a biopic about yet another person who was taller than me.
11:18 PM - Nov 24, 2023
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This seems not at all deranged and psychotic.
03:09 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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On behalf of all Jewish people, I hereby accept full responsibility for Elon Musk's rocket blowing up today.

(Not telling you anything you don't already know, people. My power and influence range wide and deep.)
12:19 AM - Nov 19, 2023
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And now for "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Bilbo Ba . . . er . . . Songbirds and Snakes."

Please don't suck.
11:28 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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And now for "The Marvels."

Please don't suck.
10:50 PM - Nov 16, 2023
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And now for "Killers of the Flower Moon," which will have me devoting more than 3 hours of my life to Martin Scorsese.
09:43 PM - Nov 13, 2023
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This story ought to alarm and horrify any decent American.

Joe Biden for President. Enough is enough. https://www.washingtonpost...
01:34 PM - Nov 05, 2023
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07:14 PM - Oct 03, 2023
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You and I both know that eventually, *I* will be asked to play quarterback for the Chicago Bears.
11:06 PM - Sep 25, 2023
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Republicans are completely and entirely unfit to govern, and Trump is an absolutely unhinged lunatic who has no business being anywhere near the White House.

Part infinity. https://open.substack.com/...
10:47 AM - Sep 25, 2023
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Now that Yom Kippur is nearly upon us, I want to apologize to all of those whom I may have hurt and offended . . . except for the Trumpenvolk, whom I likely have not hurt and offended enough.

In my defense, I really *did* try.
07:15 PM - Sep 24, 2023
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Read this whole article. Read every last detail regarding the disgusting awfulness, stupidity, narcissism, and lack of patriotism that makes up and constitutes the reprehensible character of the 45th president of the United States.

https://www.theatlantic.co...
04:05 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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No. Also, no. Additionally, no. Furthermore, no. Relatedly, no. Finally--and I cannot possibly emphasize this enough--no.
07:12 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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Attorney General Merrick Garland just got asked the following question by an idiotic Republican (but I repeat myself) congressman: “Do you support more crime?”
01:42 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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If the objective of this deranged missive from Bulls*** Social was to convince people like me that Donald Trump *isn't* an anti-Semite, then someone should inform Trump that his plan failed miserably.
04:47 AM - Sep 18, 2023
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And now for "A Haunting in Venice."
08:09 PM - Sep 16, 2023
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Just committed two jaywalking violations in front of a total of seven cops. Nothing happened to me.

Felt good.
07:58 PM - Sep 16, 2023
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Aww, poor Aaron Rodgers. Maybe he can try some homepathic treatments and ivermectin; that way, this heel can perhaps heal his heel.

(If Aaron Rodgers can make fun of Joe Biden's stutter, then I can make fun of Aaron Rodgers's injury.)
05:53 PM - Sep 12, 2023
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remembers.
11:53 AM - Sep 11, 2023
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08:30 AM - Sep 10, 2023
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Because it has been a minute since I joined a new social media network, please be aware that I am now on Substack Notes. @pejman " target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://substack.com/pejm...
01:52 AM - Sep 06, 2023
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My Uber driver was a very nice Kyrgyz lady who asked me about the pronunciation and origin of my first name. After I told her how to say it, and that it is Persian in origin, she told me that *her* name is also Persian in origin.
12:23 AM - Sep 05, 2023
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Denzel Washington's character, Robert McCall, continues to display excellent equalizing skills in "The Equalizer 3."
11:06 PM - Sep 04, 2023
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And now for "The Equalizer 3," in which Denzel Washington goes against type by playing a badass.
08:31 PM - Sep 04, 2023
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I like presidents who are classy and decent, as opposed to would-be presidents like Baby Trump. https://www.politico.com/n...
08:32 PM - Sep 02, 2023
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