Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
Additionally, I hereby forgive all those who have hurt and offended me . . . except for the Trumpenvolk, who won't receive my forgiveness even if we are around to interact with one another after the last star in the last existing portion of the multiverse burns out.
07:15 PM - Sep 24, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
Then let your mind dwell on this one line from the article: "The American president is a nuclear monarch, invested with uni­lateral authority to release weapons that could destroy the planet many times over."

Something to bear in mind when it comes time to choose a president once again in 2024.
04:05 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
I turned off the television before I could hear the likely follow-up question regarding whether the attorney general supports having puppies and kittens boiled alive.
01:42 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
Incidentally, someone should show this to Elon Musk, and then tell him that notwithstanding his beliefs, the Anti-Defamation League *isn't* the most malignant social media presence around.
04:47 AM - Sep 18, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
I swear to each and every one of you that I am not making *any* of this up. Also, I wonder if Liv Tyler will read any of this.
12:24 AM - Sep 05, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
She told me. N-A-Z-G-U-L.

She also said that she now goes by "Julie." For, you know, reasons.

I would write more, but I have this stabbing pain in my chest. Hope it goes away soon, but it is entirely possible that it never fully will.
12:24 AM - Sep 05, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
She told me what her name is. I wanted to make sure that I heard properly--and just so that we are clear, I was 99.9999 . . . well, you-get-the-point-percent certain that I did--so, I asked her how her name would be spelled using the Latin alphabet.
12:23 AM - Sep 05, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
The broadcast of the debate may as well have been an in-kind contribution to the Biden campaign, as it clearly contrasted the crazy in the Republican party with the sanity of the Biden administration and the Democratic party in general.
05:25 PM - Aug 25, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
Brilliant plot, brilliant writing, brilliant acting, and so funny that *twice,* my Apple Watch warned me that I was cackling too loudly for my own auditory health.
03:27 AM - Aug 18, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
The reason I am writing now is to inform all of you that we now have a Pejmanesque Holy *Sextet* of movies. I cannot believe that I waited 47 years to finally watch "Network," but this movie is nothing short of absolutely magnificent.
03:27 AM - Aug 18, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
"We apologize for the error. We are also being told that it looks like there are remnants of Kentucky Fried Chicken stuck in between his teeth, which you can see when he talks. Please stay with us, as we continue to report utterly meaningless minutiae to all of you, under the guise of 'news.'"
04:44 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
Thank you for your time, and for reading this cri de coeur. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Trump/Republican bashing, complaints about misspellings of my name, and pictures of books I have bought.
05:21 AM - May 31, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
These people are tempting the Apocalypse, the annihilation of the universe itself, tax audits, root canals, and most dreaded of all, my expressed-on-social-media wrath. They need to stop with this nonsense, lest things start getting kinda hectic ‘round here.
05:21 AM - May 31, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
Too many people have suddenly decided that it is perfectly all right to attach the possessive apostrophe followed by a lowercase S after the first person singular pronoun.
05:20 AM - May 31, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
If, say, you and Samantha own a car, then you refer to the car as “Samantha’s and my car,” or “our car,” or even “the car that belongs to us.” You do not, do not, do not, do not, DO NOT call it “Samantha’s and I’s car,” or “Samantha and I’s car,” or “I’s and Samantha’s car.”
05:19 AM - May 31, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
If ever there was a similar no-brainer of an electoral choice, it was . . . well . . . it was in 2016 and 2020, when the right choice was *also* to reject Donald Trump and his lunatic policies and personality. Imagine that.
10:04 PM - Apr 29, 2023
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Pejman Yousefzadeh
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In response to Pejman Yousefzadeh.
Also, the Republicans are lunatics who are bound and determined to re-re-nominate the worst president in American history, who is an even worse human being to boot--not to mention being twice impeached, once (so far) indicted, and credibly accused of sexual assault and rape.
10:03 PM - Apr 29, 2023
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