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My kid texted me Saturday evening… he locked his keys in his car AGAIN. Luckily, I got him a spare recently, so I started the 25 minute drive. He texted that someone gave him string, and since his window was open, he would try to pull the lock. He did! This was the text later… I raised a good one.
07:11 PM - Mar 25, 2024
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Thus is not the Turkey you are looking for.
01:13 AM - Nov 23, 2023
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I read a lot of news from aggregate sources. When I see certain “news articles”, I like to check the byline.

“Story by” is similar to “based on a true story”. It’s what writers use to protect themselves from litigation when exaggerating the truth to suit a narrative.
12:47 AM - Oct 03, 2023
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I’m a football fan… American football… the NFL… specifically the Steelers.

This article is utter bullshit right from the start.

The NFL MANDATED these Guardian Caps for training camp. Last year it was just lineman, but this year it was expanded.
10:20 PM - Aug 20, 2023
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This is kinda standard fare for my family. From the child that brought us “hammy downs” and “no no, you stinky”, among other gems, he gives us this…
09:34 PM - Aug 18, 2023
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#ChonkyCat wants another hit of that catnip, I think.
08:52 PM - Aug 18, 2023
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Cats see, cats want.

On the left is Cinna, on the right is Shadow.

Cinna is not a small cat.

Shadow is #ChonkyCat
11:17 PM - Aug 17, 2023
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It’s summertime, which means I have to make my family’s potato salad at least once. This is a simple oil&vinegar based salad, but with tarragon vinegar. It’s a hit with my kids and the neighbors. Pro tip- keep the skin peels and throw them in the air fryer with oil and seasoning!
#PotatoSalad
08:29 PM - Jul 22, 2023
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#Barbenheimer Saw Oppenheimer first and it was so good! Going to Barbie this evening with the family.
06:47 PM - Jul 21, 2023
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This cat does not care about the birds.

Is it wrong that I gave him a piece of chicken in front of them?
10:28 PM - Jul 15, 2023
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Shadow is in the Box of Invisibility.
#ChonkyCat
01:40 AM - Jul 15, 2023
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Shadow is ready for the centerfold of Chonky Cat Magazine! #ChonkyCat
12:07 AM - Jul 11, 2023
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Are you a #Cats owner?

Wait… let me rephrase that…

Does a cat own you?

Then you must get a catnip plant! It grows fast, and is a great source of entertainment.
10:22 PM - Jul 09, 2023
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Two reptiles rescued from cats today!

I love my cats, but they can be assholes.
10:12 PM - Jul 03, 2023
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I laid down on the couch not realizing Shadow was in an unusual spot for her.
#ChonkyCat
02:29 AM - Jun 28, 2023
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Rocking the curls today. This is what 50 looks like!
08:16 PM - Jun 17, 2023
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Not the smartest cat in the world…
11:04 PM - Jun 05, 2023
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I did a thing on the other site. I think it’s some of my finest work…
09:32 PM - Jun 02, 2023
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My trans kid graduated yesterday! When we got home, he asked if I have zip ties. I do, and they’re colorful! This is what he needed them for…
12:17 PM - Jun 02, 2023
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Holy hell… my kid just spent the last 2 hours, or so, decorating his grad cap. Pastel crayons on fabric….

Let me know what you think!
03:52 AM - May 31, 2023
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My son’s graduation tassel is perfect!
02:11 PM - May 30, 2023
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Breaking News!!

Someone just released a new AI called ShatGQP!

The first text from ShatGQP was a query from a lawyer, and this was the result…
02:47 AM - May 24, 2023
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A nice sunny day for Chonky Cat to roll around.
#ChonkyCat
07:53 PM - May 07, 2023
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Has you any foods?
10:37 PM - May 01, 2023
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Chonky cat doing her best Gandalf impression. “You shall not pass!!”
#ChonkyCat
03:02 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Celebrating the 26th anniversary of our official first date. Packed a picnic and we’re going to a comedy show after.
Since the comedian is anti-trans, I think our shirts are perfect! (Said comedian was a family friend of my wife’s when she grew up.)
06:44 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Here’s Chonky cat enjoying a sunny day! #ChonkyCat
05:15 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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I mentioned that I have a semi-caustic response on the other site. Lately, I’ve had to use it like I use butter in cooking. Which means a lot and I enhance my enjoyment with it. This is it. Feel free to use it, modify it, or whatever!
12:24 AM - Apr 06, 2023
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A work in progress….
08:09 PM - Apr 03, 2023
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Tech FYI! If you get a text like this… it’s a scammer. I got it early today and then 2 other people in my family did as well. Just block the number. #ScamAlert
08:16 PM - Mar 29, 2023 (Edited)
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