Now, there’s definitely more to Jesus coming back than just this… but in an “already but not yet” kind of way, this is really good stuff right here.
11:46 PM - Apr 07, 2024
There is, in fact, quite the list of things God should punish America for- but none of the things on that list are what the morons who talk like this in public bring up.
Therein lies our biggest problem.
Therein lies our biggest problem.
08:16 PM - Apr 05, 2024
Here’s the deal:
It’s not the Simpsons being prescient, it’s all of us in the real world being THAT stupid that we make reality look like satire.
It’s not the Simpsons being prescient, it’s all of us in the real world being THAT stupid that we make reality look like satire.
01:13 PM - Apr 02, 2024
I’d love to make some grand theological statement to tell y’all Happy Easter- but my 11 year old kept making “Rizz” jokes at church everyone someone said “He is Risen” and I just can’t even…
01:15 PM - Mar 31, 2024
08:57 AM - Mar 30, 2024
Anywho- I’ll catch y’all at Easter.
Until then, remember that you are but dust…
Until then, remember that you are but dust…
05:54 AM - Feb 14, 2024
Every time a dispute over rules about hairstyles in schools or places of employment comes up- they are evidence that not much has changed since these atrocities… those seeking to dominate still want to ensure even your hair doesn’t indicate liberty or strength
04:47 AM - Feb 13, 2024
For all of us who know what lies behind the rest of that first line in Genesis, this is actually quite fitting.
08:04 PM - Feb 08, 2024
Sometimes I still sit around and think about how the summer of 2020 was the only time I’ve ever seen random pallets of bricks just sitting around downtown Indianapolis. Never before. Never since.
Fucking weird.
Anywho- I wonder if the FOP got overtime to put them there?
Fucking weird.
Anywho- I wonder if the FOP got overtime to put them there?
08:04 AM - Feb 07, 2024
Do you ever think part of why everyone is so angry all the time now is because we don’t get to experience the sweet release of slamming a phone anymore?
Even OG flip phones could be defiantly snapped shut when need be.
We’ve collectively lost a vital anger outlet.
Even OG flip phones could be defiantly snapped shut when need be.
We’ve collectively lost a vital anger outlet.
07:13 PM - Jan 31, 2024
The irrational hate of Taylor Swift is from a similar place as the irrational hate of Obama:
When a “type of person” they don’t think should have power and influence gets some, AND is a better human than them by every conceivable metric- they become completely unhinged.
When a “type of person” they don’t think should have power and influence gets some, AND is a better human than them by every conceivable metric- they become completely unhinged.
05:14 AM - Jan 31, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
In case anyone was wondering how things are going in America:
Multiple states are sending reinforcements to the Texas National Guard to assist them against Border Patrol in open defiance of the Supreme Court.
Multiple states are sending reinforcements to the Texas National Guard to assist them against Border Patrol in open defiance of the Supreme Court.
04:30 PM - Jan 25, 2024
If I had to guess- SCOTUS is going to leave *45 on the ballot (I wish otherwise, but he has never been charged with or convicted of “insurrection”- which is DOJ’s fault)… BUT they’re going to reject his immunity claim- because it’s over-the-top-absurd.
08:34 AM - Jan 21, 2024
A certain mainline denomination that I know well and love dearly has gotten really good at ordaining folks who would make excellent hospice chaplains but not great dynamic leaders of a growing movement.
That’s probably good evidence that the denomination is dying…
That’s probably good evidence that the denomination is dying…
06:22 AM - Jan 18, 2024
The self-identified “evangelicals” in Iowa’s polls believe real strongly in a lot of things… Christianity ain’t one of ‘em.
06:01 AM - Jan 18, 2024
Progressives are going to wind up in actual concentration camps after Trump gets reelected and abolishes the Rebublic and I guess we’ll comfort ourselves by saying “but Joe Biden took too much of a standard US policy approach towards Israel so what could we do?!?”
We’re Clowns
We’re Clowns
07:44 PM - Jan 13, 2024
There are few things worse than that feeling in your gut when you see a random high school trending in the US and you already know why without looking.
10:10 AM - Jan 04, 2024
The guy singing Imagine is like when you have someone REALLY eager to do “special music” at church and you let them do it…
11:59 PM - Dec 31, 2023
Today feels like one of those rare days where it would be appropriate to “Well Actually, we’re a Constitutional Republic” the right… give them a taste of their own medicine but, ya know- as is the case in most of these issues, be correct about it.
11:52 AM - Dec 20, 2023
It’s my favorite Sunday of Advent where we light a pink candle, cast the mighty down from their thrones, and send the rich away empty handed.
10:15 AM - Dec 17, 2023
I saw Sodom and Gomorrah trending in relation the US govt… what? Is God finally burning it all down because we don’t take care of the poor, needy, outcasts among us and treat our neighbors with no hospitality? (Since, you know, that’s what happened in the Bible)
Ezekiel 16:49
Ezekiel 16:49
03:12 PM - Dec 16, 2023
American flags in churches are more blasphemous than any statue of satan in a state-house could ever be.
07:59 PM - Dec 15, 2023
I was today years old when I realized the old man who scares then saves Kevin in Home Alone also sold Christine to Arnie
07:35 PM - Dec 15, 2023
When they marched the university Presidents up to Capital Hill for their show hearing concocted solely to push propaganda- literally the only ones in the room qualified to have opinions about the things they were asking about were the educators… 🤷🏻♂️
11:24 AM - Dec 11, 2023
If only there were a term for when a nation instructs all civilians to evacuate to a specific region and then bombs and invades that region.
Blatant War Crimes. Zero Accountability. Criminal, Terrorist Regime.
Blatant War Crimes. Zero Accountability. Criminal, Terrorist Regime.
05:07 PM - Dec 04, 2023
If you wrote a political thriller where *45 was the villain it would literally get panned by critics for being too over-the-top and having a “cartoonish” antagonist. They’d say “nobody can be THAT bad at THAT many things THAT often and be taken seriously.”
09:01 PM - Dec 03, 2023
You know… “The Santa Claus” is a lot like “Jason Goes To Hell” in that Santa’s immortality lies in the magic ability to jump from body to body, creating a fresh “Santa” each time.
I wonder if it’s the same demon worm???
I wonder if it’s the same demon worm???
06:03 PM - Dec 01, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
https://podcasts.apple.com...
This is an excellent dive into stories of gender nonconformity in American History. Like they say, it likely just scratches the surface.
This is an excellent dive into stories of gender nonconformity in American History. Like they say, it likely just scratches the surface.
08:04 AM - Nov 25, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
A fundamental flaw in a lot of Americans’ belief systems is failing to see that you can’t really think humans are inherently sinful/fallen/broken/evil AND at the same time argue they should have libertarian freedom in society.
07:11 AM - Nov 23, 2023