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So are the people in PJ Masks' hometown just out of luck when bad things happen during the day? The heroes only come out at night? And when do these kids sleep?!
04:43 PM - Jan 05, 2024
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Shannon Straw
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As I work alongside friends and colleagues to mark the upcoming 5th commemoration of one horrific shooting, there's news of another one.

It doesn't have to be this way.
11:00 PM - Oct 25, 2023
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Shannon Straw
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My kid won the only October baseball game that mattered in our house. His team won the Fall Ball championship 14-6 this morning. 🏆🎉⚾ #ProudMom
02:16 PM - Oct 07, 2023
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Me: [Shorter Straw] it is 8:00 it's time for bed

Her: but I usually do that at 7:30!

Me: yes. And 8:00 comes after 7:30

Her: oh.
09:26 PM - Jul 25, 2023
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James Gamble
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The fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth.
05:58 PM - Jul 06, 2023
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Shannon Straw
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Short Straw: (Sister) can you stop being annoying?

Shorter: Never!
04:56 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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Qasim Rashid
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1. Bankers lobby for deregulation.

2. Politicians deregulate bank.

3. Bank collapses due to lack of regulation.

Wall Street Journal: This is clearly the fault of non-white males.

WSJ screaming the quiet part loud & going full blown white supremacy. Absurd.
12:41 PM - Mar 14, 2023
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Shannon Straw
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Shorter Straw: "I just need a little more sleep."

Same, kid. Same.
07:44 AM - Mar 13, 2023
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So Shorter Straw has learned the phrase "stupid head" and earlier, while watching #Matilda (again), she called the parents "stupid head" because "they're mean to her."

On the one hand, I don't want her calling people names. On the other, she's right.

#ParentingDilemma
04:35 PM - Mar 04, 2023
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