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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?
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Great Minds Answer Why The Chicken Crossed The Road:

Plato — For the greater good.
Aristotle — To actualize its potential.
Buddha — If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Nietzsche — Because if you gaze too long across the road, the road also gazes across you.
07:29 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Adding basil makes a soup-herb soup.
03:57 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Picking up a cookie that fell to the floor counts as a squat, yes?
01:04 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
11:51 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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Frank runs like the winded.
08:58 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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I like to learn something new every day.

Lemons float, but limes sink.
07:21 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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Do Canadian cowboys mount their steeds using maple styrrups?
06:55 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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“I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass.”
06:48 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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“Watch out Blackie, or you’ll be casting a polkadot shadow.”
06:32 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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Hal’s wife said she needs a timeout because he is too un-American.

He should have seen that coming from a kilometer away.
06:23 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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You can’t tell me what to do.

You’re not my cat.
06:21 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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Nowadays most of my exercise comes from shaking my head in disbelief.
06:18 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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How do I like my eggs?

In a cake.
06:11 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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I’m “I remember when mentally ill people were put in hospitals not Congress” years old.
08:02 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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People eat way more bananas than monkeys.
07:45 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Injured employees at Smucker’s get taken to medical care by jambulance.
02:10 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Another name for an ancient Greek architect: Columnist.
07:48 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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I know a number of people if the job of town crier ever gets restored.
07:41 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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I like to learn something new every day.

The tiny pocket in jeans was designed to hold pocket watches. It was first needed for cowboys in the 1800s.
06:53 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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Sufferers from anemia have trouble with sarcastic posts due to their lack of irony.
06:51 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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Miss Kearney, our Elementary’s top Math teacher, wants to run for Congress.
06:49 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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Miss Kearney, our elementary’s top Math teacher, wants to run for Congress.

I shall nominator.
06:48 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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Sometimes a park ranger has to grin and bear it
06:46 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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Vegetarian puns?

For those, I don’t carrot all.
06:44 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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Colonel Sanders loved playing the 5-string banjo, always finding it finger pickin’ good.
06:42 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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Shoelace humor is knot all that funny.
06:40 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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I have yet to ever hear a carpenter produce the ‘nails on a chalkboard’ sound.
06:39 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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Man’s laughter = funny.
Manslaughter = sad.
04:11 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Tavern owners love serving both optimists and pessimists.
12:07 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Don’t drive too far for a power strip.

Any strip mall should have one.
07:19 AM - Apr 28, 2024
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