When one side is prepared, and the other side is not
Remember 'Schiller' (Trump bodyguard) and how long Todd Blanche spent on Schiller. DA prosecutors knew they have this video. So the desperate straw Todd was trying - Trump was not in the room when Michael Cohen called.. is wiped out
Remember 'Schiller' (Trump bodyguard) and how long Todd Blanche spent on Schiller. DA prosecutors knew they have this video. So the desperate straw Todd was trying - Trump was not in the room when Michael Cohen called.. is wiped out
01:17 PM - May 20, 2024
a bit of analysis?
so Schiller was the big defense witness, for only short testimony today. This video seems to wipe out what defense had planned. They may have coached Schiller on what to say (lying) and now have to abandon that strategy. Makes Schiller a total dud, if he is now even used at all
so Schiller was the big defense witness, for only short testimony today. This video seems to wipe out what defense had planned. They may have coached Schiller on what to say (lying) and now have to abandon that strategy. Makes Schiller a total dud, if he is now even used at all
01:45 PM - May 20, 2024
Hi, my name is John Eastman. I am a former attorney for Traitor Trump von Shitzenpants TOT*
My bucket list is to be convicted in every American state. I collect mug shots. This is me being criminally charged in Arizona
* The Orange Turd
My bucket list is to be convicted in every American state. I collect mug shots. This is me being criminally charged in Arizona
* The Orange Turd
05:41 PM - May 17, 2024
ROTFLMAO
Todd Blank Stare is NOT prepared
Michael Cohen IS prepared
I think this basketball game score is currently
Idiots 6
Michael Cohen 72
Las Vegas has stopped taking bets on this catastrophe
Todd Blank Stare is NOT prepared
Michael Cohen IS prepared
I think this basketball game score is currently
Idiots 6
Michael Cohen 72
Las Vegas has stopped taking bets on this catastrophe
02:41 PM - May 16, 2024
Madden Football part 2
So right at the START of his cross-examination, Todd Blanche failed, systematically, his commencement had FOUR successive objections that were all sustained
He never recovered his balance. His opening today was a disaster. When he came from lunch, he had to fix his own mess
So right at the START of his cross-examination, Todd Blanche failed, systematically, his commencement had FOUR successive objections that were all sustained
He never recovered his balance. His opening today was a disaster. When he came from lunch, he had to fix his own mess
03:42 PM - May 16, 2024
So... it is now most likely that the Trump criminal trial on Manhattan ends on Tuesday (closing statements) and if so, jury starts deliberating. I am predicting fast jury which concludes "guilty as charged" on all 34 counts
If so, that jury decision is coming on TUESDAY five days from today
If so, that jury decision is coming on TUESDAY five days from today
05:35 PM - May 16, 2024
Comment on jury
Jury will TOTALLY get it that Michael Cohen wanted justice for Trump - because it was Trump's crime which sent Michael to prison
EVERYONE in that situation wants the same
Is Michael gleeful for Trump's predicatment today? Of course he is, and so would EVERYBODY in that jury
Jury will TOTALLY get it that Michael Cohen wanted justice for Trump - because it was Trump's crime which sent Michael to prison
EVERYONE in that situation wants the same
Is Michael gleeful for Trump's predicatment today? Of course he is, and so would EVERYBODY in that jury
01:33 PM - May 16, 2024
Basic rule of cross-examination
the side who loses their temper has automatically lost the argument
Not only did Michael Cohen keep his composure (so far, still one afternoon to go)
Trump alleged attorney Todd Blanche has repeatedly shown he is out of his depth, even raising his voice. Jury knows
the side who loses their temper has automatically lost the argument
Not only did Michael Cohen keep his composure (so far, still one afternoon to go)
Trump alleged attorney Todd Blanche has repeatedly shown he is out of his depth, even raising his voice. Jury knows
01:47 PM - May 16, 2024
To my followers, it has been intense and fun. But also very time-consuming. I will now take a break. I expect to only briefly stop by on Wednesday (no court) and will resume the close attention to Michael Cohen's final day of testimony (Thursday). Friday there is no court also.
04:59 PM - May 14, 2024
Ah, what is wrong with me? Wrong attribution!
Let's do this again
So I am posting a reminder to myself, to use new acronym for Trump, it is TOT* which was delightfully provided to us by Stormy Daniels when idiot & alleged defense attorney Susan Necheles read it into the record
* The Orange Turd
Let's do this again
So I am posting a reminder to myself, to use new acronym for Trump, it is TOT* which was delightfully provided to us by Stormy Daniels when idiot & alleged defense attorney Susan Necheles read it into the record
* The Orange Turd
11:42 AM - May 15, 2024
And a word from our resident detective Sherlock T Dawg
I think I know what happened here (Michael Cohen annual bonus cut 2/3 and not paid Stormy money, but Weisselberg tells Michael to go take a vacation, they will make him whole after the vacation)
Trump was BROKE
the money came from INAUGRATION
I think I know what happened here (Michael Cohen annual bonus cut 2/3 and not paid Stormy money, but Weisselberg tells Michael to go take a vacation, they will make him whole after the vacation)
Trump was BROKE
the money came from INAUGRATION
04:12 PM - May 13, 2024
TEN DAYS TO GO
TomiAhonen Almanac: The Trump trial is likely to end on Friday of next week. If so, then we only have 10 days to go
The jury verdict is likely to be fast. If so, then in just ten days we can change from calling him Defendant Trump, to calling the Orange Turd
Convict Trump
Ten Days
TomiAhonen Almanac: The Trump trial is likely to end on Friday of next week. If so, then we only have 10 days to go
The jury verdict is likely to be fast. If so, then in just ten days we can change from calling him Defendant Trump, to calling the Orange Turd
Convict Trump
Ten Days
08:33 AM - May 14, 2024
In case you missed it, I found another Trump crime yesterday. It is again a conspiracy and yet another one around Trump's longest-serving Capo, Allen Weisselberg. Look down my TL a couple of Tweets to 'Sherlock T Dawg' and read up, I think it was 4 numbered Tweets. Enjoy
08:52 AM - May 14, 2024
To be clear
New York Slimes is the Fox News in Print
Do not EVER read the NY Times
Do not EVER forward anything by NYT, do not quote NYT, do not pay them, go to their sites or support them in any way
Tell all your friends the same
They are as bad as Hannity but disguised by NYT old reputation
New York Slimes is the Fox News in Print
Do not EVER read the NY Times
Do not EVER forward anything by NYT, do not quote NYT, do not pay them, go to their sites or support them in any way
Tell all your friends the same
They are as bad as Hannity but disguised by NYT old reputation
11:16 AM - May 14, 2024
Do not EVER EVER read or listen to ANYTHING uttered by Trump propaganda parrot, the Magamaggot Maggie Haberman of the New York Times-Slimes. She is a Hannity in female clothing. She is a spin doctor. Listening or trusting her is as unhealthy to your sanity as listening to Tucker Fuckered Carlson!
11:22 AM - May 14, 2024
A COURTROOM IN NEW YORK
He's an idiot
We're working for a moron
He's a doody-head
And a poopy-head
He's a caca-head
Trump is Von Shitzenpants
And he is the Orange Turd
Hey, you two! Stop it! I'm sitting right here
He's an idiot
We're working for a moron
He's a doody-head
And a poopy-head
He's a caca-head
Trump is Von Shitzenpants
And he is the Orange Turd
Hey, you two! Stop it! I'm sitting right here
11:26 AM - May 12, 2024
Next convicted Trumpomobster up?
Paulie the Ostrich Coat Manafort* had an even shorter tenure with Trump campaign this second time around. I think this lasted what, one Scaramucci?
Manafort quits Trump campaign of 2024 just weeks after joining it
* Worst American of all time
Paulie the Ostrich Coat Manafort* had an even shorter tenure with Trump campaign this second time around. I think this lasted what, one Scaramucci?
Manafort quits Trump campaign of 2024 just weeks after joining it
* Worst American of all time
11:57 AM - May 12, 2024
PRO TIP
For any egomaniacs with fragile egos. If you hire an audience to stay for 60 minutes to pretend to be your fans, do not speak longer than 60 minutes. They WILL walk after they did the hour they were paid for
Hey Trumpo, stop these fake events. And GOP? This is how Trump spends YOUR money
For any egomaniacs with fragile egos. If you hire an audience to stay for 60 minutes to pretend to be your fans, do not speak longer than 60 minutes. They WILL walk after they did the hour they were paid for
Hey Trumpo, stop these fake events. And GOP? This is how Trump spends YOUR money
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JC_🇺🇸 @JC_Trump's OWN Supporters LEAVE in MIDDLE OF SPEECH
Trump’s supporters leaving during the middle of his speech in Wildwood, New Jersey.
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12:08 PM - May 12, 2024
And yes. As The Orange Turd formerly known as Von Shitzenpants was spewing vicious magababble in Jersey, Trump managed of course a new vocabulary malfunction
He now confuses the oldest living US President, Jimmy
CARTER
with some tennis dude, Jimmy
CONNORS
Trumpo is very far into his dementia
He now confuses the oldest living US President, Jimmy
CARTER
with some tennis dude, Jimmy
CONNORS
Trumpo is very far into his dementia
12:22 PM - May 12, 2024
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the ASPDB
The American Society for the Preservation of Domesticated Badgers has issued an urgent plea on behalf of Babs and Barry Badger, the family that has been nesting under the shirts of Steve Bannon*. Badgers do not fare well on prison food
* alleged human
From the ASPDB
The American Society for the Preservation of Domesticated Badgers has issued an urgent plea on behalf of Babs and Barry Badger, the family that has been nesting under the shirts of Steve Bannon*. Badgers do not fare well on prison food
* alleged human
11:05 AM - May 10, 2024
Are we STARTING to feel a BIT better that justice is on its way?
Peter Navarro is in prison
Allen Weisselberg is back in prison
Steve Bannon just lost his appeal today, so he goes now to prison
Trump will be convicted in 2 weeks, then he will be sentenced to prison
Giuliani is disbarred, bankrupt
Peter Navarro is in prison
Allen Weisselberg is back in prison
Steve Bannon just lost his appeal today, so he goes now to prison
Trump will be convicted in 2 weeks, then he will be sentenced to prison
Giuliani is disbarred, bankrupt
11:14 AM - May 10, 2024
And so ends the 4th week of Trump's first criminal trial. Two more weeks to go.
Stay safe over the wkend. Try not to engage too many paralegal possums, steer clear of any orange turds. Monday morning Von Shitzenpants will be sitting quietly at Judge Merchan's courtroom
PS so far gag order holding
Stay safe over the wkend. Try not to engage too many paralegal possums, steer clear of any orange turds. Monday morning Von Shitzenpants will be sitting quietly at Judge Merchan's courtroom
PS so far gag order holding
12:57 PM - May 10, 2024
From late in court. This detail by Trump White House secretary Westerhout about Trump Tweets & that he does not write himself is the confirmation of what many of us first speculated & eventually figured out to be true: it is now confirmed the nutty capitalization & punctuation were dictated by Trump
09:14 PM - May 09, 2024
Relevant point about gag order that many analysts are immediately making
Trump HAS the chance to respond to Stormy Daniels testimony. The correct venue is THIS COURT in front of this jury. NOT to make a spectacle about it on TV
Trump has RIGHT to come speak to jury, under oath, subject to cross-ex
Trump HAS the chance to respond to Stormy Daniels testimony. The correct venue is THIS COURT in front of this jury. NOT to make a spectacle about it on TV
Trump has RIGHT to come speak to jury, under oath, subject to cross-ex
09:48 PM - May 09, 2024
And that was fast. Next witness up is Trump White House secretary, Madeleine Westerhout. She is long time Republican and testifies under oath, that when Access Hollywood tape ("grab them by the pussy") came out, the GOP leaders had discussions about replacing Trump as their Presidential nominee
!!
!!
02:57 PM - May 09, 2024
Stormy has had a day off to get her focus. She knows what Trump attorney will try to do today, Stormy is now far able to deflect on technicalities, bicker over-aggressive wording of question and has her mental balance to toss in some clever jibes at Trump, she is no worse than Trump, like this:
10:35 AM - May 09, 2024
(see commentary). Yes, true. In fact EVERYTHING that Stormy did after Nov 2016 is IRRELEVANT to Trump crime. Trump crime happened before election day, when he was trying to hide this story. It is irrelevant whether the sex happened (story true or not). His attorneys know this but Trump wants revenge
11:12 AM - May 09, 2024
(and as you were wondering how can Tomi be so freaking accurate with all his forecasts and how he knows who has flipped. Now you know the truth. I am not a time traveler from the future. I am something even more diabolical: I am a paranormal possum!)
12:01 PM - May 09, 2024
(Pro tip: if you intend to use any evidence in court, make sure you use your quotation IN CONTEXT and do not embellish the witnesses words one iota. Now Necheles has destroyed ALL credibility of her attacks, as Stormy was clearly correct - and Jury seems Necheles had KNOWN this but badgered Stormy)
12:27 PM - May 09, 2024
