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Part of every dollar I earn from any download of my comedy album (or individual track) will be donated to Kenny Mayne's "Run Freely" charity, helping wounded veterans.

Magic Wife Dust: https://www.amazon.com/Mag...

Run Freely: https://www.runfreely.org
09:16 PM - Feb 12, 2023 (Edited)
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Fun Fact: According to The Constitution, Marshall Law can only be enforced by The Gazpacho Police.
#voteblue
09:50 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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The fact that this sentence was not only spoken by a Justice of The Supreme Court of The United States, but said in a manner that suggests you're some kind of loon for thinking that laws apply to everyone, should scare the living shit out of you. #voteblue #scotus #alito #immunity
09:33 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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Mike Lindell says Kuwait actually won.
#voteblue
05:57 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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THIS
#voteblue
09:50 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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“Man, when did we expand from 52?” — Herschel Walker
#voteblue
04:23 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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11:40 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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In the same interview, he claimed that "evolution has been debunked."

I spent *years* having my Fox watching friends & relatives roll their eyes at me when I tried to point out what an insane, lying conman this guy is. #voteblue
11:16 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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If I'm not mistaken, this was taken shortly after he got Snow White to eat that poison apple.
#voteblue
10:51 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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Show me the lie.
#voteblue
12:41 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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If you don't feel exactly the same way, we cannot possibly be friends.
#LifeCoach
11:06 AM - Apr 09, 2024
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"The cause of all sins in every case lies in the person's excessive love of self." -- Plato
#VoteBlue
06:33 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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So you’re saying The Hur Report was actually complete and total intentional bullshit?
#voteblue
12:38 PM - Mar 12, 2024
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Yeah, I can’t see any flaw in this plan, Mikey. Good on ya, you totally not sold out smart man, you.
#voteblue
12:36 PM - Mar 12, 2024
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People at a Kansas GOP event on Friday paid to punch and kick an effigy of President Biden on Friday.

I'll give anyone who wants the action 20-1 that every one of them has "Christian" in their social media bio.
#VoteBlue
06:46 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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Rep Nancy Mace (R)
#voteblue
02:34 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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I’ll repeat: any candidate, at any level, who refers to Social Security and Medicare as “entitlements” should not get within 100 miles of your vote.
#voteblue
12:38 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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(Ron Howard voiceover)

“They did.”
#voteblue #trumpisaconartist
12:29 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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Three Bad Serial Killer Nicknames:

1) Fat Guy With Gun

2) The Stabby Sissy

3) Schnookums
11:47 AM - Mar 11, 2024
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“Which, incidentally, is the simplest and easiest way to *be* a maga darling.”
#VoteBlue
01:37 PM - Mar 10, 2024
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You heard him. No choice. 🤷‍♂
#voteblue #nikkihaley #rondesantis #hehatesyou
01:12 PM - Mar 10, 2024
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“PRotEcT tHE chIlDrEN!”
#voteblue
07:33 PM - Mar 09, 2024
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Reminder: The RNC pulled out of The Commission On Presidential Debates two years ago.
#VoteBlue
05:31 PM - Mar 08, 2024
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The people who want this guy to be Emperor are currently pearl-clutching about Biden being "loud, angry and aggressive."

It'd be pathetically hilarious, if they weren't so dangerous.
#VoteBlue
03:48 PM - Mar 08, 2024
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She's now Co-Chair of the RNC! "Every single penny" will go to Donald Trump! Congrats, losers! He's now *openly* taking everything you donate and using it for legal expenses! Woohoo! You're all so smart! You rock and are not at all in a cult! #VoteBlue #TrumpIsACriminal
12:24 PM - Mar 08, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Yes, her district is gerrymandered to hell and back, but Shawn Harris is the Democrat running against MegaKaren Greene in Georgia. If you want to donate or simply echo this to help him spread the word, here's his website: #VoteBlue #GA14 #TeamShawn #Georgia #Veteran
10:11 AM - Mar 08, 2024
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Well done, POTUS.
#SOTU #VoteBlue
09:24 AM - Mar 08, 2024
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A grownup just gave a speech.

One helluva speech.
#SOTU
10:37 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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The old dude is crushing this so far.
09:57 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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I'll bet there was a fight to see who gets to sit next to BoBo tonight.
07:42 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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I quit gambling nearly 30 years ago, but I’ll give anyone who wants the action 100-1, that the Trailer Trash in The House acts exactly like Trailer Trash during the SOTU.
07:21 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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