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I should've posted this first. Got booted from Twitter in November for being mean to stupid assholes. Proudest moment of my life.
11:00 AM - Feb 11, 2023
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09:22 PM - May 06, 2023
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So what was your favorite part of 2020, the year everything was running just fine and America had no problems whatsoever?
11:16 AM - May 06, 2023
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Ukraine is getting state of the art Leopards and Abrams and Russia is rolling out tanks that were built before I was even born.

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04:55 PM - Apr 15, 2023
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Mob boss: "you can't trust this hitman's testimony against me -- he kills people for a living!"
12:31 PM - Mar 21, 2023
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The mistake people make when they suggest Ukraine should surrender Bakhmut is to assume that Russia will keep its 10s of thousands of troops there and send them up the hill to Chasiv Yar instead of declaring victory and sending most of those assholes to Kreminna to do the same shit.
02:30 PM - Mar 12, 2023
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Conservatives be like
06:22 PM - Mar 07, 2023
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Social media is fucking awful, but sometimes it is great
10:46 PM - Mar 04, 2023
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Not sure you can see it, but that's a "support cops" sticker above a "trust god, not big brother" sticker. A bootlicking fucking savant we got here.

Is it ironic that it's a reference to 1984 while being a perfect example of doublethink, or just fucking stupid?
02:45 PM - Mar 04, 2023
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Gym Jordan is proving the weaponization of government, just not in the way he thinks.
07:50 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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Ever notice how it's the same people who say it's the parents' right to refuse life saving medical care to their children want to ban life saving medical care for trans kids?
09:03 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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Matt Gaetz got absolutely pwned. Imagine being in the rabidly anti-communist party and then using the propaganda of a communist state as a source for your nonsense. What a fucking putz.

https://www.rawstory.com/m...
04:40 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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It's even worse than the headline:

https://www.rawstory.com/e...
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Giving off some real "I grew up in apartheid South Africa and loved it" vibes. Did nazi this coming.
06:34 PM - Feb 26, 2023
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Giving off some real "I grew up in apartheid South Africa and loved it" vibes. Did nazi this coming.
06:34 PM - Feb 26, 2023
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On his own website, on his own poll of his own dumbest fans, he only manages 60 percent. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
07:58 AM - Feb 24, 2023
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Just came across a clip of an angry conservative man wildly ranting about Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania.

Or, as he grumpily referred to it “Antifa-Man and The Journey in Commie-mania”.
01:55 AM - Feb 22, 2023
06:47 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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Quantumania was fucking awesome. I can't believe people are shitting on this movie.
06:25 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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Publicly funded research gave us the internet. Capitalist innovation gave us phone cords that last a week.
12:26 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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Republicans: we're *real* patriots! America First! Love it or leave it!

Also Republicans: we should dissolve the country because I don't like taxes or minorities.
12:18 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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Was it something I said? 🤣🤣🤣
06:42 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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I don't usually block people, but fuck it I blocked that idiot prude asshole who called me an incel and a pedophile because I don't think adult content is something that should be relegated to porn hub. What a fucking garbage opinion.
06:37 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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A little late, but I vote for nudity and adult content, btw. You can put it behind a sensitive content button, ya bunch of fucking prudes.
02:38 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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rest easy everyone, the guy who said to rake the forest and water-bomb the cathedral and nuke the hurricane is here to tell us exactly how he would deal with the toxic chemical catastrophe in Ohio
11:01 AM - Feb 19, 2023
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Found this on a hike. I could be Trump for Halloween -- there's enough to do the face AND the jumpsuit.
02:27 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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The magnitude of ignorance it takes to ask if we weren't really better off at the height of The Great Depression, an economic catastrophe so immense that we capitalized it. And this man is a goddamn Senator.

#RepublicansAreTheProblem
06:32 PM - Feb 17, 2023
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"Oh no, we welcomed fascists into our party and now there are fascists in our party!"
12:27 PM - Feb 17, 2023
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Just another day for the party of personal freedom and limited government
05:26 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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You mean like running for the nomination of the "go back where you came from" party? 😆
12:07 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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08:16 PM - Feb 15, 2023
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I should've posted this first. Got booted from Twitter in November for being mean to stupid assholes. Proudest moment of my life.
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