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my window of energy for socializing occurs for ten minutes each afternoon, if you don’t catch me then try again tomorrow
09:34 PM - Feb 27, 2023
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I’m proud to announce I am dedicating the rest of my life to carbs and cheese
10:53 PM - Feb 17, 2023
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every day that goes by that i don’t buy a birthday cake as an adult is a day wasted
09:28 PM - Feb 17, 2023
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my kids aren’t home so im cleaning my entire house

they will not be allowed to come back in
12:54 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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I love that super intelligent people evolved technology to the point that I could stay up all night watching objects get crushed by a hydraulic press
08:58 AM - Feb 12, 2023
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i can’t remember any of my kids school projects and what i signed up to bring for the class parties but i can recite every landline number i knew from my childhood by heart
09:37 AM - Feb 11, 2023
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I spent way too long overthinking what my first spout should be and now I hate it so I guess I’m gonna be a hot mess here too
10:48 PM - Feb 10, 2023
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get you a man who makes you a quesadilla when you’re hungry, that’s where it’s at
10:39 PM - Feb 10, 2023
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ok, i think i will imagine these dragons
10:53 PM - Feb 05, 2023
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I cut up carrots and washed fruit for the week in hopes consuming something other than cheese this week
12:33 PM - Feb 05, 2023
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Here to make the jokes because no one in my house laughs with me, or at me, and at this point I’d take either #humor #funny #parenting #FirstWaveSpoutible
07:03 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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