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BREAKING: A group of college protesters say Biden hasn't earned their vote, so helping allow a future 9-0 conservative majority on the Supreme Court by sitting out the election in November will teach Democrats a lesson to be more liberal.
09:07 PM - May 04, 2024
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Good advice from some aliens on how humans can improve their evolution!
11:45 AM - May 04, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious with his lawyers for misleadingly telling him the judge's gag order meant he couldn't testify in his defense, and, after shouting, "What, you think I'll incriminate myself?" the lawyers just stared at him silently for several seconds.
12:04 PM - May 03, 2024
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BREAKING: A GOP House candidate from Florida says all his female constituents should, if they can’t donate money to his campaign, mail him their underwear.
10:55 AM - May 03, 2024
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BREAKING: Arizona women are protesting their legislature's reversion to an 1864 abortion law by mailing used tampons to their state legislators with signed certificates that say, "Proof of no abortion, April 2024."
09:47 AM - May 03, 2024
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BREAKING: The security guards in the courtroom of Donald Trump's trial have given him the Roman-inspired codename of "Fartacus."
12:14 AM - May 03, 2024
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Can you guess them all?
11:51 PM - May 02, 2024
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BREAKING: Along with "VonShitzenpants,” Donald Trump had to listen to the following insults included as evidence in his trial: "Diaper Don," "Donny Sausage Fingers," "Mr. Blue Sniffles," "The Senile Penile," "Mushroom Man," and "Toupee Trump."
08:08 PM - May 02, 2024
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BREAKING: A leaked Russian memo shows that Trump sold top secret documents to Putin, but Russian officials were furious at how useless they were for being only 1 page each, written at an extremely dumbed-down level, and included Trump’s name with compliments in every sentence.
01:54 PM - May 01, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump says he watched a WWII documentary last night, and he could have ended the war in one day if he was president then.
10:46 AM - May 01, 2024
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BREAKING: The RNC reportedly lost a dozen multi-million dollar donors after Lara Trump made them all listen to her new cover of "Bohemian Rhapsody" on a conference call today.
09:42 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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BREAKING: Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene are reportedly going to challenge each other to an IQ test tomorrow at 4pm to see who is smarter.
07:12 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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BREAKING: Six months after launching, the conservative dating site for gun-owning Republicans called “Red Flags” still has no women signed up.
05:42 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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BREAKING: Courtroom attendees of Donald Trump's trial today say he three times announced out of nowhere that, though he smelled a fart, it "definitely wasn't from him."
04:06 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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BREAKING: When Donald Trump's briefcase was checked at the security desk of the courthouse this morning it was reportedly found to be full of anti-farting medicine.
12:14 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Welcome to this time-honored tradition!
11:19 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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BREAKING: A month and a half later, Donald Trump is still reportedly ranting about Jimmy Kimmel during his meetings with his lawyers.
05:38 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly interested in Kristi Noem's Obamacare replacement plan that involves shooting patients with pre-existing conditions and burying them in gravel pits.
02:34 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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BREAKING: Pro-life Republicans say they can’t explain the paradox of why God would view life as sacred but also cause so many life-threatening pregnancies each year.
12:16 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Tuba players in New York City: meet up at Trump Tower!
12:05 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump reportedly told staffers at Mar-a-Lago that he's afraid his next vice president will try to kill him to take power, "because that's what I'd do."
10:54 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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BREAKING: Arizona Republicans want to ban “feminine products” from regular stores so Christians don’t have to see them, and have proposed creating a DMV-like government building where women must get a ticket and wait hours in order to buy tampons, pads, or Vagisil.
09:07 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump gets the kind of honor he deserves!
05:29 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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There’s a new trend for girls in Christian families, and it’s a novel take on the classic doll toy: Fetus Dolls.
04:09 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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The Republican Party kills women and puppies.
11:40 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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The monkey's scientific name is "Alouatta donaldea trumpis."
09:53 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court just declared that President Joe Biden is legally a dictator.
01:20 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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Just who Jesus would have wanted to team up...
09:24 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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BREAKING: Trump's fake electors who are now being criminally indicted in Arizona and Michigan say they can't believe Trump would abandon them.
08:42 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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BREAKING: Several NYC dancers costumed as mushrooms wearing prison clothes have joined the tuba players who wait outside Trump Tower every morning and evening to troll Trump when he walks in and out.
06:39 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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