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If 7-layer dip had kept up with inflation, we would have 22-layer dip by now
11:05 AM - Mar 23, 2024
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So DeSantis is still around and he just banned homeless people from sleeping in public places because "You shouldn't be accosted by a homeless."
I swear it's like these guys have douche consultants in case they accidentally sound human for a second.
09:53 AM - Mar 22, 2024
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It's Spring.
The snow begins to melt, groggy bears emerge from their dens, new plants burst forth into the sunlight, and Peter Navarro goes to prison. Nature is a blessing.
09:10 AM - Mar 19, 2024
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On the one hand, it sucks that Trump is about to get his little paws on the RNC's money, because it's fun watching him squirm over paying these judgments.
On the other hand, it's kind of great because he's going to flush the whole Republican campaign budget down his money toilet.
02:37 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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Nostalgic for the days when you could just bludgeon fascists to death with a guitar
09:45 AM - Feb 25, 2024
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Matt Gaetz trying to figure out how to Venmo the Alabama embryos
08:57 AM - Feb 24, 2024
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In response to The Resistpants.
In Alabama, this is a fishery…
03:06 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Legally a dozen chickens in Alabama
12:21 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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2020: Flush the Turd Nov. 3rd
2024: One Flush More
SOMETIMES A HUGE TURD
TAKES 2 FLUSHES
01:50 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Well, it finally happened... Libs of Tiktok got an innocent child killed.
Now SHE'S freaking out about getting death threats when her whole brand is threatening other people.
Good, I hope that evil bitch lives in constant fear like the people she endangers.
01:25 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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When life gives you lemons, a Republican somewhere is mad because you got lemons
09:13 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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I feel like as a country, we should be able to harness conservatives' natural fear and gullibility for some useful purpose, like maybe we tell them somebody is getting free shit so they all run in one direction and charge a big battery or something, I'm just spitballing here
08:53 AM - Feb 01, 2024
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Seriously, where did this Bill Ackman guy suddenly come from? Is somebody growing rando assclowns in a lab and just releasing one into the wild whenever the bird site needs a new main character?
02:16 PM - Jan 24, 2024
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Trump said Nikki Haley was responsible for January 6th?
Wow, if he's that mad at the ex-UN ambassador, wait until he hears about her boss!
11:08 PM - Jan 21, 2024
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For sale: president boots, never worn
07:48 PM - Jan 21, 2024
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05:39 PM - Jan 18, 2024
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Remember folks, according to Trump's lawyer, President Biden can only assassinate Trump and get away with it if he also takes out half the Senate
01:55 PM - Jan 11, 2024
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Happy Traitor's Day to all who celebrate
10:49 AM - Jan 06, 2024
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BREAKING: Trump campaign videos run afoul of new Republican anti-porn laws because you're not allowed to show an asshole
09:10 AM - Jan 04, 2024
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Hello, my fellow Twefugees!
I'm here to chew bubblegum and dunk on fascists, and I'm all out of bubblegum, wait no, here's more gum, carry on.
12:40 PM - Jun 15, 2023
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