And a VERY good morning to you all!
It was not a dream. He is now convicted. And if you have not done it yet, I urge you to send out one message and write out the phrase "Convicted felon Donald Trump" - it will make you feel really good writing that
PS sentencing will be on the 11th of July
It was not a dream. He is now convicted. And if you have not done it yet, I urge you to send out one message and write out the phrase "Convicted felon Donald Trump" - it will make you feel really good writing that
PS sentencing will be on the 11th of July
09:12 AM - May 31, 2024
Now in case your mood might need a bit of uplifting today... Our muse to all matters judicial about Trumpo, Tristan Snell has a word
In the Trump trial the jury could not be told these things - because that would be too prejudicial
At SENTENCING Judge Merchan can (and will) consider all this:
In the Trump trial the jury could not be told these things - because that would be too prejudicial
At SENTENCING Judge Merchan can (and will) consider all this:
09:48 AM - May 31, 2024
Now.. if you might want a SLIGHT bit more of uplifting to your uplifted mood today (bigly)
This is what NY Appellate Court panel is likely going to look like when Trump appeals
"No Mr Blanche, we won't be addressing your client as ¨President', we'll call him what he is convicted felon Donald Trump
This is what NY Appellate Court panel is likely going to look like when Trump appeals
"No Mr Blanche, we won't be addressing your client as ¨President', we'll call him what he is convicted felon Donald Trump
10:07 AM - May 31, 2024
To all of you, here on Mastodon, Post and Spoutible, and sending best regards to near 200,000 more on Twitter
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
06:17 PM - May 30, 2024
06:21 PM - May 30, 2024
When the Republicans send us their Presidents, they're not sending their best! Some are rapists, some are convicts, and some, I guess will try to assassinate you
Donald Elvis Mother Theresa Trump: "There's going to be so much winning, you'll get tired of all the winning."
GOP? This is your dude?
Donald Elvis Mother Theresa Trump: "There's going to be so much winning, you'll get tired of all the winning."
GOP? This is your dude?
06:43 PM - May 30, 2024
ROTFLMAO I have DA best Tweeps! Fabulous cover by New Yorker of the small-fingered vulgarian..
Convict Trump! I love saying that. Convict Trump. Hey, Republicans? Are you SERIOUSLY going to run this year with CONVICT Trump? Good luck with that way to destroy your legacy
Convict Trump :-)
Convict Trump! I love saying that. Convict Trump. Hey, Republicans? Are you SERIOUSLY going to run this year with CONVICT Trump? Good luck with that way to destroy your legacy
Convict Trump :-)
08:08 PM - May 30, 2024
SEND IN THE CONVICTS !!!!!
This summer's maga Con-Con, the conservative Convict Convention! Trump's Republican party of criminals
BRING IN THE CONVICTS !!!!
This summer's maga Con-Con, the conservative Convict Convention! Trump's Republican party of criminals
BRING IN THE CONVICTS !!!!
09:19 PM - May 30, 2024
Next up, sentencing
Some of the talking heads will try to scare you next, that Trump would not go to prison. Fines, house arrest, shit like that
It is the SAME bullshit. They KNOW better
Judge Merchan is FAIR
Michael Cohen went to prison for THIS CRIME
Of COURSE his mafia boss goes to prison!
Some of the talking heads will try to scare you next, that Trump would not go to prison. Fines, house arrest, shit like that
It is the SAME bullshit. They KNOW better
Judge Merchan is FAIR
Michael Cohen went to prison for THIS CRIME
Of COURSE his mafia boss goes to prison!
09:45 PM - May 30, 2024
To my Tweeps (if you're still here now) please do this for yourself
Send out one Tweet commenting on what happened and use the phrase
Convicted Felon Donald Trump
You will feel SO MUCH BETTER
Cheers :-)
Send out one Tweet commenting on what happened and use the phrase
Convicted Felon Donald Trump
You will feel SO MUCH BETTER
Cheers :-)
10:19 PM - May 30, 2024
OBITUARY
The Republican Party has expired
The GOP died in 2024 after nominating the convicted felon Donald Jesus Mother Teresa Trump, a racist, rapist and serial con artist.
The GOP reached its peak support in 1984 when Ronald Reagan got 60% of the vote. Trump sold the party to Vladimir Putin..
The Republican Party has expired
The GOP died in 2024 after nominating the convicted felon Donald Jesus Mother Teresa Trump, a racist, rapist and serial con artist.
The GOP reached its peak support in 1984 when Ronald Reagan got 60% of the vote. Trump sold the party to Vladimir Putin..
11:26 PM - May 30, 2024
01:04 AM - May 31, 2024
Back. Back in the box. Back!
No! No you do not get to play some more with the other whiskies! You're 21 years of age. Some of those are half your age. Now get back into the box!
Don't you wave your cork at me!
BACK ! INTO ! THE ! BOX !
No! No you do not get to play some more with the other whiskies! You're 21 years of age. Some of those are half your age. Now get back into the box!
Don't you wave your cork at me!
BACK ! INTO ! THE ! BOX !
04:49 PM - May 30, 2024
HOLD ON.. I am hearing there is a verdict?
04:50 PM - May 30, 2024
04:52 PM - May 30, 2024
04:58 PM - May 30, 2024
VERDICT WATCH
The courtroom now is awaiting. Jury is writing out the full document on their decision, we will have the verdict in just some minutes from now
It has been six years from FBI raid of Michael Cohen's office to today, the verdict
Six weeks, four days since trial began
The courtroom now is awaiting. Jury is writing out the full document on their decision, we will have the verdict in just some minutes from now
It has been six years from FBI raid of Michael Cohen's office to today, the verdict
Six weeks, four days since trial began
05:02 PM - May 30, 2024
Trump is found guilty on all 34 counts
It was a quick jury decision
(Told you so and told you so)
CONGRATULATIONS AND NOW POP THAT CHAMPAGNE !!!
It was a quick jury decision
(Told you so and told you so)
CONGRATULATIONS AND NOW POP THAT CHAMPAGNE !!!
05:10 PM - May 30, 2024
MY WAY
Frank Sinatra
And now
The jury's back
& so we have
The final verdict
My friends
I now admit
They told me that
I am a convict
This trial
They know my ways
What Stormy said
My tiny penis
It's true
They heard my words
Recordings
Prove it
That rag
That Pecker ran
Enquirer
Hid my adventures..
Frank Sinatra
And now
The jury's back
& so we have
The final verdict
My friends
I now admit
They told me that
I am a convict
This trial
They know my ways
What Stormy said
My tiny penis
It's true
They heard my words
Recordings
Prove it
That rag
That Pecker ran
Enquirer
Hid my adventures..
05:19 PM - May 30, 2024
You ask?`
Smooth. Da smoothest!
Now hold on while your T Dawg goes on a brief espionage mission... hold on
Smooth. Da smoothest!
Now hold on while your T Dawg goes on a brief espionage mission... hold on
05:25 PM - May 30, 2024
Your T Dawg is back (nothing to report.. yet)
Let's do some really important stuff now
Let's do some really important stuff now
05:29 PM - May 30, 2024
First just to us on Mastodon, Spoutible and Post
Many of us are in Twitter exile. This Trump trial would have been easy to monitor 'properly' on the old Twitter, but here in exile, we had to do with curated content
THANK YOU LAFFY AND NONILEX at Mastodon
cc @GottaLaff masto" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://mastodon.world/ @GottaLaff masto
Many of us are in Twitter exile. This Trump trial would have been easy to monitor 'properly' on the old Twitter, but here in exile, we had to do with curated content
THANK YOU LAFFY AND NONILEX at Mastodon
cc @GottaLaff masto" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://mastodon.world/ @GottaLaff masto
05:33 PM - May 30, 2024
On Trump Verdict of guilty on all 34 counts
CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors
This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts
Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)
GREAT JOB!!!
CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors
This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts
Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)
GREAT JOB!!!
05:37 PM - May 30, 2024
Michael Cohen
Once you were a scumbag but you admitted your guilt, you went to prison, you were disbarred but since then you have walked the straight and narrow
You have not steered us wrong
You told us you will testify and you did. You said you had Trump recordings and you did
Thank you Michael
Once you were a scumbag but you admitted your guilt, you went to prison, you were disbarred but since then you have walked the straight and narrow
You have not steered us wrong
You told us you will testify and you did. You said you had Trump recordings and you did
Thank you Michael
05:41 PM - May 30, 2024
Robert Mueller
Today this Manhattan jury verdict of Trump guilty on all counts... is your vindication
It was YOUR decision to send FBI to raid Michael Cohen's office. You discovered THIS crime
When your crooked boss Bill Barr tried to stop you, you sent this crime to New York
THANK YOU, SIR
Today this Manhattan jury verdict of Trump guilty on all counts... is your vindication
It was YOUR decision to send FBI to raid Michael Cohen's office. You discovered THIS crime
When your crooked boss Bill Barr tried to stop you, you sent this crime to New York
THANK YOU, SIR
05:46 PM - May 30, 2024
Donald Trump has been to court over 4,000 times (and lost nearly every time) but NEVER in criminal court before now
Trump will be sentenced to PRISON
More than anyone else, one person is responsible for his downfall
She was there ALONE
It is Stormy Daniels
THANK YOU STORMY
You are a hero!
Trump will be sentenced to PRISON
More than anyone else, one person is responsible for his downfall
She was there ALONE
It is Stormy Daniels
THANK YOU STORMY
You are a hero!
05:51 PM - May 30, 2024
Let's do another song
(but no Abba)
Let's do another SONG
(No, T Dawg, no Abba, please?)
We're doing a song. It might NOT be Abba
(we know it is Abba! Let's not Abba this day, we were having such a good time!)
We're doing a SONG !!!
(but no Abba)
Let's do another SONG
(No, T Dawg, no Abba, please?)
We're doing a song. It might NOT be Abba
(we know it is Abba! Let's not Abba this day, we were having such a good time!)
We're doing a SONG !!!
06:04 PM - May 30, 2024
SUPER TROOPER
Abba
They found me guilty, guilty
That's what they just told me
Guilty on all counts
Jury found no doubts
Bigly guilty on all counts
I was sick and tired of everything
when I farted there in that courtroom
All I do is sit and sit and stare
At these witnesses spelling my doom...
Abba
They found me guilty, guilty
That's what they just told me
Guilty on all counts
Jury found no doubts
Bigly guilty on all counts
I was sick and tired of everything
when I farted there in that courtroom
All I do is sit and sit and stare
At these witnesses spelling my doom...
06:08 PM - May 30, 2024
01:22 PM - May 30, 2024
Update from Hollywood
Via Mother Teresa
Donald Von Shitzenpants seems to have now had another vocabulary malfunction
Trump has apparently confused two-time Oscar Winning Actor Dustin Hoffman for two-time Oscar Winning Actor Robert DeNiro
...dementia?
But this is bad for Biden because...
Via Mother Teresa
Donald Von Shitzenpants seems to have now had another vocabulary malfunction
Trump has apparently confused two-time Oscar Winning Actor Dustin Hoffman for two-time Oscar Winning Actor Robert DeNiro
...dementia?
But this is bad for Biden because...
03:45 PM - May 30, 2024
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