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I recently started keeping a "dream journal," but only to write down stuff that made me wake up laughing. Here's what I have so far.
06:48 PM - May 03, 2023
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Elon gets a pet.
01:07 AM - Apr 18, 2023 (Edited)
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The real OG blue chex.
11:45 PM - Apr 17, 2023
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GenX has a lot to answer for.
04:21 AM - Apr 15, 2023
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I know it doesn't look like much but running a theater on show night is a goddamn blast. I just wish it was full-time so I didn't have to find a day job. This is a dream job.
09:17 PM - Apr 14, 2023
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Anthropomorphic uterus is angry and ready to throw hands. Or ovaries, I guess. Eggs?
08:02 AM - Apr 14, 2023
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I need a job. Anybody want to give me a job watching movies, eating Cheetos, and being big mad at things? Can provide references.

I really do need a job, though.
12:52 AM - Apr 14, 2023
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Tonight's horror movie feature: HARPOON!
Review to follow later!
10:57 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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It's cold wet drink season again! Hell yes!
04:53 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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I should be sleeping. Instead I am looking at pictures of cheese.
05:13 AM - Apr 13, 2023
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