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Is this some sort of #SpoutibleAfterDark game to keep the new arrivals engaged?
06:25 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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#AI will enshittify every consumer product.
12:26 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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03:03 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Lana Del Rey is elitist high society slut noir. This is not a diss. I’m here for it.
05:59 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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Who wants to see a dog ready for #Fiesta !?! #DogsOfSpoutible
05:30 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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The eclipse from Texas in a nutshell:
02:09 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Oh, yeah, check this out!
01:26 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Most of Texas is looking pretty bleak for optimal eclipse viewing.
01:22 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Reporting from the Southern Path of Totality: It’s cloudy. 🌥️
01:12 PM - Apr 08, 2024 (Edited)
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😵 DEAD 😵
03:42 PM - Apr 03, 2024
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Ah, well, at least I know why I’m miserable now. #Pollen #PollenCount
Christopher Brown @christopherbrown
Is there an audience for my bitching today? It’s first world white boy suburban shit. LMK and I’ll open up.
11:24 AM - Apr 02, 2024
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#FollowMe for more unpopular opinions.

[Image created by @dcroucher using AI tool(s).]
11:47 PM - Mar 30, 2024
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While ordering pizza this evening, I had to give some pause when I saw the delivery address pictured below. It is the location where I took my last drink almost 11 months ago. #AlcoholFree
08:14 PM - Mar 28, 2024
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This you, @DaniSmashingIt ?
11:17 PM - Mar 27, 2024
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CW: Dani has inspired another #Mustard post. #SpoutipleAfterDark
dani @danismashingit
I was looking for a mustard gif and I saw this.
And I don’t know what to say.
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Feeling like shit on a Friday night,
Can’t have no beer, can’t get high,
Nuh, uh,
It ain’t no big thing.
10:13 PM - Mar 22, 2024
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It’s already lunch time and I’ve had it at work. #FuckItThursday
01:19 PM - Mar 21, 2024
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Sixteen years later, Vodafone in Italy has finally purged me from their system.
10:52 AM - Mar 21, 2024
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A woman working the front of the house for the restaurant in which I dined this evening was normalizing #goth and I approve!
03:00 AM - Mar 15, 2024
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I’m just casually wondering why this is still a feature of our timelines:
06:49 PM - Mar 13, 2024
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Welcome to Spoutible, same as the old Twitter. 🙄
07:33 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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If the GOP does continue to cut Social Security and Medicare, I want my money back, adjusted for interest and inflation.

I have the receipts. I have not thrown away my pay stubs.
05:34 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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This year’s AC service looking at my bank account:

[GIF]The Man From Another Place in Twin Peaks rubbing his hands together in anticipation.[/GIF]
03:47 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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This local commercial is living rent-free in my head. #Pickle #Chamoy #Lime #Candy #Sweets #Gummis #Sour #Snacks #PickleChamoyLimon
02:34 PM - Mar 06, 2024 (Edited)
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#BREAKING : Like the wind!
05:09 PM - Mar 05, 2024
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Lame.
GrannyScrewsTheNews @GEAnderson
Here's an alternative idea. Instead of making Texas secede, why don't we just throw them the hell out? And we can tell the others to get in line with the people instead of political alliances or they will suffer the same fate.
12:50 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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#StickyDildos is a hot topic this evening. #DillDough
07:28 PM - Mar 04, 2024 (Edited)
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When you cut off your nose to spite your face…

When you cannot see the forest for the trees…

[Insert metaphor here]

Mass Announcement 1: Return Catholics to the Church program. Won’t you help?

Mass Announcement 2: ABORTION! SIN! YOU ARE LESS THAN! PROTEST THIS SCOURGE DURING LENT @ PP!

🙃
12:54 PM - Mar 03, 2024
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Ha ha!

After getting shot down for YEARS to take my oldest to ANY concert to which I was going, I finally got invited by HER to go to a #concert when she’s home for Spring Break.

My only question was, “General admission or #VIP ?”
#Music #LiveMusic
07:36 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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This is what @AverybodySpouts eats!!! 😜
06:04 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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