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Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a cat to surf and now you've really got somethin
11:25 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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I was down at the book store and said to no one in particular hey does anyone else think Toni Morrison was our most BELOVED author and then I smiled really big and waited for a high five that never came
09:24 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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Being stuck at a Super Bowl party with strangers who don’t watch football will really make you thankful for those muscle relaxers you found when rifling through the host’s medicine cabinet during halftime
09:27 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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Things seem a little serious around should I tell you guys about the time I peed my pants in a baskin robbins? I was only 12 but should have known better
09:16 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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honestly they should promote double stuf oreos to just be regular oreos and start calling regular oreos diet oreos. it's time
03:16 PM - Feb 08, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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Let's get our stories straight about all the wild fun we had as pioneers in the wilderness of Spoutible, preferably by Thursday
03:30 PM - Feb 06, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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If you like my spout I'm gonna folllow dat azz, them's the rules
01:31 PM - Feb 08, 2023
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They're letting the riff raff in on Thursday guys let's have fun while we still can
05:06 PM - Feb 07, 2023
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TheCiscoKidder
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I enter every traffic circle prepared to die.
11:28 AM - Feb 03, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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Some of these drug ads really got me like yooo I wanna take that shit
11:18 AM - Feb 03, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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the real you is who you are when someone is snoring beside you
05:39 AM - Feb 03, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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I just want to live a world where you don't shoplift because you have to, you shoplift because you want to
03:07 PM - Feb 02, 2023
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I was dating this guy who took me home to his parents' house for the weekend and his mom was learning taxidermy and I slept in a room with all her practice chickens
01:00 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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I was funnier on twitter but I am typing these into a web browser give me a break
03:04 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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BURN THE BOATS BITCHES!!!
12:14 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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