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Me @ 7AM: I'm going to bed earlier tonight.

Me @ 2AM: Well, shit.
08:50 AM - Dec 29, 2023
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To the super rich, we're all just numbers and fictions.
01:22 AM - Dec 13, 2023
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05:35 PM - Dec 02, 2023
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Cenk Uyger is not a liberal.
Cenk Uyger is not a "progressive".

Cenk Uyger is a faithless republican cashing in on the gullibility of the fringe Left.
01:51 AM - Nov 19, 2023
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The hours between midnight and 2AM are the most slippery for me.
01:42 AM - Nov 08, 2023
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"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE PRONOUNS IN MY PROFILE!" He screamed in a fit of incandescent logic.
09:44 PM - Nov 07, 2023
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Old people making 6K+ figures at a desk job think everyone should work until they're 70.
01:12 AM - Nov 06, 2023
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Trump, at his best, has only ever been a gilded toilet seat.
04:32 PM - Nov 04, 2023
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Many who ignore history plan to repeat it
12:50 AM - Oct 31, 2023
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It's not "an eye for an eye" so much as "an eye for a random bystander".
05:33 PM - Oct 17, 2023
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Fittingly, House republicans have no leader.
05:01 PM - Oct 03, 2023
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Stop doing (thing you like) because I prefer (different thing)" is 90% of human problems, from condiments to religion.
08:42 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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I think we're all ready for the Tale of Mace Windu: One-Armed Jedi Wanderer, now.
06:43 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Tommy Tuberville is holding up military promotions in the hope that if Trump wins office, he can immediately replace a large portion of military command with magat loyalists.
12:05 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Remember folks, whenever a man says "alpha" swap that word out for "unfuckable".
05:36 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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I'm just saying, it would be multiple levels of fun if Barack Obama bought Trump tower.
10:12 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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"Why are our polls so far off?" Poll companies wondered while ordering their agents to call landlines twice as hard next time.
10:17 PM - Sep 22, 2023
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Many evangelicals don't want the Rapture so they can go to heaven, so much as they want the Rapture so "other" people can burn in hell.
03:24 PM - Sep 22, 2023
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"The Democrat is old, so I'm going to vote for the lying, treasonous, fascist criminal who's 3 years younger."

... is the stupidest fucking political take I've seen this week.
10:02 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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I hope Drew feels especially good about being on the same side of an issue as Maher and Fox news.
06:28 PM - Sep 15, 2023
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I received an email yesterday from the US Small Business Administration. The email requested that I provide loan and quote rejections data for my business. I later learned that a Tennessee judge ordered that all minority business programs be abolished under the SBA unless data proves a need.
07:00 AM - Sep 13, 2023 (Edited)
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When I was in college, I threw a deliberate party. I bought a pony keg and some of high quality liquors for it. I invited a bunch of people.

I have no idea how many people showed up, because a young woman whom I'd befriended freshman year called me in distress. I spent the night comforting her a
01:04 AM - Sep 11, 2023
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"I don't know, sir. Your resume is impressive enough: destroyed 2 death stars, killed the Emperor, Darth Vader, and Jabba the Hutt, but do you really have what it takes to be a shift manager at Arby's?"
07:23 PM - Sep 08, 2023
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Journalists have only bad intentions when they see something about sexual assault and think, "Let's get Woody Allen's take on this."
09:57 AM - Sep 08, 2023
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12:28 AM - Sep 08, 2023
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I feel, when entertainment executives brag about the cost savings in not producing movies/shows, pull popular shows off the air, and sell off their showbiz assets, that somehow, they've lost track of the plot.
01:19 AM - Sep 06, 2023
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"Hope."
08:44 PM - Sep 02, 2023
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What companies are peddling now is emulation software, not AI.
01:22 AM - Sep 01, 2023
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"I'm sorry I was 2 minutes late coming back from lunch, but in my defense, I thought I was 8 minutes early."
07:05 PM - Aug 31, 2023
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The standard business model in the US starts with "underpaid employees".
03:54 PM - Aug 31, 2023
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