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Are we STARTING to feel a BIT better that justice is on its way?

Peter Navarro is in prison
Allen Weisselberg is back in prison
Steve Bannon just lost his appeal today, so he goes now to prison

Trump will be convicted in 2 weeks, then he will be sentenced to prison

Giuliani is disbarred, bankrupt
11:14 AM - May 10, 2024
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And guess who is about to be sent to prison, finally?

BANNON* yes, Steve Bannon* who appealed his verdict of prison for contempt of Congress, just received the Appeals Court decision which was of course going to deny his appeal. Now he should get to party like Peter Navarro

* alleged human being
10:45 AM - May 10, 2024
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So over on Manhattan the criminal trial of The Orange Turd* continues with cross-examination of Trump's White House secretary. And Trump Court Jester and alleged attorney, Susan Nutcases tries to sneak in some evidence

Not admitted

* TAPKAVS The Asshole Previously Known As Von Shitzenpants
10:50 AM - May 10, 2024
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MOM TAKES DAUGHTER TO VISIT NEW YORK CITY

This building was once called Trump Tower

Like the bad man? Traitor Trump?

Yes. Now here is the statue I wanted you to see

She is beautiful! Look, mom! She has my name!

Yes, Stormy. Grandma wanted us to name you for the brave woman who defeated Trump
01:05 PM - May 09, 2024
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And so our criminal trial of Von Shitzenpants on Manhattan finds that the weather has turned remarkably Stormy. Trump in for some very nasty court day/s.. stay tuned
10:48 AM - May 07, 2024
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After setting up the biography and history of Stormy Daniels as an adult entertainment star, stripper, nude model, hardcore sex film actress and also later director, she also expanded career into some mainstream movies. Now we get to how Stormy met Trump in 2006...
11:03 AM - May 07, 2024
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April 15, 2024. Manhattan CRIMINAL trial, first time in his life, Trump is in a criminal courtroom. He must attend every day in court and be quiet, listen to the testimony against him.

Judge Merchan has just slapped a gag order on Trumpo.

If Trump interrupts the court he will risk DUCT TAPE...
03:06 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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I can help! I'm Adjunct Professor at Trump Univ MBT Dept of Mammoplasty and Booby Things. As Repulsicans increase their control of the bodies of women, a categorization of breast enhancement surgery has been standardized & mandated. Small (forbidden), Medium (discouraged), Bigly, Greater and Grest.
04:13 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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To all my followers on Mastodon, Post and Spoutible. Once again, as I am doing jokes mocking Trump for his vocabulary malfunctions, I get a visit from Spoutible's comedy police. They want to make Spoutible a comedy-free zone, the cemetery for jokes. But I will not be discouraged. I am the undead
04:37 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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Donald Trump: "I'm a very stable genius. I watch my words very, very carefully"

Covfefe
Hamberder
Stollen
Grest
Disinformates
Misinformates
Buden
Bidin
Bidden
Melanie
Ridiclious
Unpresidented
Indicated
Drooped
Patrioticly
Incompentence
Thigh Land
Smocking gun
Ranparts
Transpants
Muderer
Womem
Bigly
04:52 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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Am DED !!! Be Grest!
TwentyTwentyUSA @TwentyTwentyUSA
Hey, Prof... Perhaps you have the chops to get an autographed copy of this picture of the former First L*dy...

Be Grest...
04:57 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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Make America Grest Again!

MAGA = Make America Grest Again
#MakeAmericaGrestAgain
05:08 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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I can help! I am Adjunct Professor at Trump Univ VWT Dept of Vocabulary and Wordy Things. After decades of debate among cunning linguists, vocabularians & vulgarians, the maga have achieved a Grest compromise. Unlike how to conjugate Bigly Biglier Bigliest, with Dark Brandon is Biden Bidden Buden
05:32 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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"Use the grest, Luke!"
05:48 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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A Box Set In A Galaxy, Far Far Away

Star Wars 4: A New Grest
Star Wars 5: The Disinformates Strike Back
Star Wars 6: Return Of The Buden
Star Wars 7: The Force Misinformates

Darth Vader: "Luke, I am your Buden"
06:11 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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LOL I hate these Trump Vocabulary Malfunctions, it is so hard to misspell those bizarre words accurately. Here is corrected version of Spaghetti Westerns

The Good, The Bad, And The Buden
A Fistful of Grest
A Few Disinformates More
Two Mules For Sister Misinformates
The Outlaw Josey Buden
01:38 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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Sergio Leone and Spaghetti Western Productions are finally releasing the full Buden Box Set:

The Good, The Bad, And The Buden
A Fistful Of Grest
Two Mules For Sister Misinformes
For A Few Disinformes More
The Outlaw Josey Buden
01:16 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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Ronna, you're an asshole but SUE the network NBC anyway. They made a colossal mistake in their stupid hiring of you. Now they fired you in breach of contract. So sue their pants off. NBC and all networks need to learn, they need to stay the fuck away from magamaggot assholes like you, Ronna McDanel
01:44 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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So?
In 2028 there will be two 'lanes' in GOP nomination race. The 'maga' lane, who can be the next Trump as this Defendant Trump has become Convict Trump with hundreds of years of prison.
And the non-maga lane

Nikki is now making STRONG play for the non-maga lane
Ted Cruz will STRUGGLE to win maga
05:37 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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In 2028, when Trump is in prison, Ted Cruz WILL have the KRYPTONITE to defeat ANYONE who runs in the maga lane. That will not work against non-maga lane

But EVERYBODY hates Ted Cruz. So even when he is LEFT ALONE in maga lane, some refuse to vote for him hahahaha

Enter Nikki, less disliked choice
05:39 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Ok, I am 'current' so I got through all your comments, thank you. Good discussions. Only 3 were so stupid, they got blocked
07:00 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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So you heard me make prelim call for 2028 GOP front-runners. It will be Ted Cruz vs Nikki Haley

Some of you have been with me a long time, will not be surprised

For most of you, probably that is a shocker. Just get your mind around that POSSIBILITY. I am good with my forecasts, that IS likely race
07:06 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Your T Dawg told you this last Friday and calculated even what buildings could go under by the wkend

Slowly the mainstream media also do the math. I know Trumpomath is hard, which is why I provide it to you first
Whitt Bass @jrock0481
Letitia James says she's prepared to seize Trump's buildings if he can't pay his $354M civil fraud fine - ABC News

oh this is getting good. seize it all NYAG James.
06:37 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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And soon we should see this at wall of any Post Office or Foot Locker:

WANTED

Billy The Shoe

Do not try to apprehend him. President Trump is unarmed and ridiculous
09:50 AM - Feb 21, 2024
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Hey Trumpo! Sneaker Boy!

You just testified under oath a couple of months ago, that you have $400 million dollars in the bank. Put on your big boy pants Trump, pay the Judge your fee to appeal this, and let the Appeals Court see if you have any valid cause to complain. Don't be a crybaby!
07:04 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Captain Shoe is desperately trying to buy time

As we say, Trump has no way, his only play, is to delay.

Trump lawyers now asking for 30 day extension for Trump to pay his $455 million due to New York. Judge Engoron ain't playing these games haha...

Hey Trumpo, go sell some shitty golden sneakers
07:00 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Who wants a little bit of fun Trumpomath TAX detail. Yayyy! Taxes! How much fun!

Engoron ruling page 86 footnote has that Barbara Jones $40 million movement of money out of the company

Note when Trump takes $40M from Trump Org to his own pocket - he paid himself a salary

He has to pay TAXES on it
05:16 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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TRUMPOMATH

So how much would Trump have to pay if he wants to appeal the E Jean Carroll case and Engoron ruling

E Jean Carroll $83M
Engoron $355M
Engoron add interest becomes $452M
+ $83M = $535M

Bond for that +9% = $583M

But Trump is deadbeat, no credit rating. He must buy surety bond = $606
02:02 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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While we are still smiling broadly at how bad Trump's day was yesterday, I want to make a correction. Let us no longer mention the Engoron number of $354.9 million, rather the 'with interest' number which is $453.5 million dollars that Trump will be paying

I will work revised Trumpomath for us
09:55 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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What if he does NOT appeal?

Trump yesterday insisted he will appeal the Engoron ruling $453.5 million incl interest

Trump statements have no relationship with reality

Maybe he will appeal, maybe not

If he does NOT appeal, Trump would effectively ADMIT verdict correct, he DID run fraud for 10 yrs
11:33 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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