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And with 50% of the final vote, the winner of the which-model-do-I-build-next competition is...THE CORSAIR, a 90-something-piece Tamiya kit from 1996. Build thread starts here, so bookmark this post if you wanna follow along. Gonna try to be as detailed as possible.
The Corsair box with three parts sprues arrayed across the instructions below it.
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Big day in the catacombs. May have learned to scream. Metal album coming soon (like five years).
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"Stinkbugs don't sting, they just smell really bad."

3yo: "Them's fartin?!"
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Evil me to me: "You can make it 5 if you add a cover of a popular 2002 rap song."
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Me, but a damn 4-song EP.
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Me, but a damn 4-song EP.
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
Yes, I am still working on my book.
Yes, it’s in a bit a lull right now.
Yes, you’ll have an opportunity to throw your money at me soon enough.

Yes, we’ll get there. Together.
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This statement is false.
03:27 PM - May 07, 2024
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Film history traditionally plays up the inventiveness of filmmakers working under the Hays code, how they used symbolism and innuendo and all the subtleties of the medium to skirt censorship rules and ultimately advance the artform beyond the lowbrow hamfistedness of the first 5 years of talkies.
09:45 PM - May 06, 2024
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We're gerrymandered to fuck and back, hope that helps.
yuppieskum @yuppieskum
A question for the people of North Carolina: WTF IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL??: Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson might be competing for second place in the race for "Worst Person in the World" https://cowboybars.substac...
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A question for the people of North Carolina: WTF IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL??

Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson might be competing for second place in the race for "Worst Person in the World"

10:21 AM - May 06, 2024
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I'm a lil unnerainfluence. Of some substances. And. The bluegrass inside has awoken. Out here tryna do a nasally high harmony on every song I hear.
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666th spout. Hail, hail.
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Provided to YouTube by Merge Media LtdThe Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton · The Mountain GoatsAll Hail West Texas℗ 2013 Merge RecordsReleased on: 2002-0...

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FinalfinalFINAL(2).wav mix and master of a song today, and one step closer to shutting up that profile banner that's been looming over me since August.
06:02 AM - May 03, 2024
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Was gonna take the day off, but I've gotta go back to last night's venue and pick up a bunch of equipment. Alas.
05:47 AM - May 03, 2024
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It's not real cyberpunk unless it comes from the anticorporate bombing region of the dystopia, otherwise it's just sparkling discontent.
Ground Control @MrTCB15
Oh, I'd argue the punk was there. It's just there was nothing cool about it in practice.
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The problem with the cyberpunk dystopia is that we got the cyber and the dystopia with none of the punk.
Teenage Me: "So, in the 2020s is the world a corporate dystopia with cool looking motorcycles and everyone is constantly connected to a global information network?" Time Travelling Me: [Dragging hands down own face] "I mean ... yeah. Sure. But it's so much fucking stupider than you're imagining it to be."
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I don't know what happened because I always seem to miss the drama, but I suppose that's a good thing. With that being said, can y'all just calm the fuck down? All joking aside, stop getting your asses in trouble. Christopher has been open, honest & quite reasonable from the very beginning. Chill.
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Talent show director understandably salty that two days before the show she still doesn't have backing tracks for singers.

Lady, I did a pageant last month that was giving me music *ten minutes* before it started.
03:45 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Grilled burgers. Eating on the porch with a PBR, listening to Skynyrd, Thorogood, and Seger. Dadmaxing.
01:44 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Matinee killed. Smaller crowd, but super responsive, and the cast gave as good as they got, including the two understudies who got bumped up to main for the afternoon. Mic check for the final show in 30 minutes, LET'S FUGGIN GOOOOO
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Gotta brag on the Grease cast from last night. Ad libbed and improvised, in character, through several snafus, including Greased Lightning breaking down as it drove on stage. ~20-person ensemble adjusted a huge dance number on the fly to save the scene, audience never suspected. Two shows to go!
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Gotta brag on the Grease cast from last night. Ad libbed and improvised, in character, through several snafus, including Greased Lightning breaking down as it drove on stage. ~20-person ensemble adjusted a huge dance number on the fly to save the scene, audience never suspected. Two shows to go!
12:38 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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This song goes stupid hard. Damn near a mosher.
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Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupBernadette · Four Tops20th Century Masters: The Millennium Collection: Best Of The Four Tops℗ 1967 Motown Records...

04:59 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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Me every single time onions and garlic get above room temp in a frying pan.
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When the bass line is so fuckin sick you're scared it's already in another song.
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12:36 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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Logan tryna swipe that nose like a credit card.
Portrait of Liszt. He has a very sharp, narrow nose suitable for something sexual, I'm sure.
Logan! @nonbinarymothman
why did no one tell me that Franz Liszt was hot???
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Just tracked a bunch of drums and vocals. Really excited to work on them, but I gotta let my ears rest a while.
11:36 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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I posted this in the middle of the night, but you daywalkers need to see it, too.
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I take back every bad thought I ever had about these stupid ads.
Screenshot of my fees, where a conveniently placed ad makes Trump appear to be wearing those toeless socks that make you have to brace yourself after sleeping in for a night.
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I take back every bad thought I ever had about these stupid ads.
Screenshot of my fees, where a conveniently placed ad makes Trump appear to be wearing those toeless socks that make you have to brace yourself after sleeping in for a night.
11:42 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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If you need a good stage manager, just pick the angriest lesbian in the building. I don't know why it works, it just does.
03:26 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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Festus is bestus
Terry Estep @terry_estep
The Gunsmoke episode “Prairie Wolfer” is on. It’s the first episode with Festus. He rolled into town and got a bath and a shave and I can’t believe I’m saying it but Festus is highly fuckable in this. 😳
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Snuck a little bitty reverb onto a couple mics for today's rehearsal. These big solos are about to blow some minds.
09:22 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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We gotta bring back boogie-woogie piano. It's the only thing that will save rock music.
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I'd like to thank the Academy for this honor, my necromancer for getting me started, and above all, calcium, for always being there to help me keep it together.
Trudi Miller @Tmiller
The trifecta of awesomeness. You win!
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