Good lord, Quest, it is too early for your waiting room TV to be this loud. ☹️
08:49 AM - May 01, 2024
Good morning, Spoutible fam. I'm raising funds to hopefully cover the 4 days work I missed because of food poisoning and then the nearly $700 junk haul I paid for yesterday. I'm just trying to break even for May so I can start over in June. I'm so close, but need a hand.
07:27 AM - May 01, 2024
Avocado roll with pickled ginger may be the perfect food.
08:07 PM - Apr 29, 2024
If you have kids in your life, may I suggest implementing Disney Rules. When you're hugging them, don't let go until they do. You never know when they really need that hug.
11:30 AM - Apr 23, 2024
I've been working really hard to reduce my 18k debt in the last 3 years & I'm at a stable, rotating 6k now.
I think I have become ok with that, at least for 2024. Just got back from Yosemite & San Francisco, maybe doing weekend trips in May and July. 6k is manageable and you've gotta live.🤷🏻♀️
I think I have become ok with that, at least for 2024. Just got back from Yosemite & San Francisco, maybe doing weekend trips in May and July. 6k is manageable and you've gotta live.🤷🏻♀️
02:25 PM - Apr 17, 2024
I'm on an unmasking journey and I realized I need to re-mask about 30% bc WOW do I overshare and talktalktalk.
02:44 PM - Mar 21, 2024
I went to Target and the way that everyone - including the employee - is simply ignoring their new "10 items or less" self-checkout rule is *chef's kiss*. Let the people check out whatever they have!!!
01:07 AM - Mar 01, 2024
I'm so happy I live in Illinois. My friend is having her facial feminization surgery today and I hate to think if she lived in a state where gender affirming procedures are made impossible to get. It's really scary out there. Give your trans friends a hug.
10:42 AM - Feb 26, 2024
Me, awake: What a bummer I have no mind's eye. Just can't visualize things. Thanks, aphantasia!
Me, asleep: *has nightly Cymbalta-fueled dreams that are so vivid I wake up feeling like I've lived another life*
Why are brains like this? 🧠
Me, asleep: *has nightly Cymbalta-fueled dreams that are so vivid I wake up feeling like I've lived another life*
Why are brains like this? 🧠
12:12 AM - Feb 23, 2024
Nothing has made me more sure of how unreliable police sketches are than trying to make a recognizable bitmoji. IT'S MY OWN FACE.
11:20 AM - Feb 21, 2024
I've seen so many TikToks about it now. I joked about it, but friends, it's the Virgin MaRay. It's parthenogenesis-a form of asexual reproduction seen in many animals including fish, reptiles, amphibians and even some birds. A shark can NOT get a ray pregnant. Just clearing up some misinformation!
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Katie Clark @katiec1212Okay there is a pregnant stingray in a North Carolina aquarium. No males in the tank except 2 sharks.11:56 PM - Feb 15, 2024
Are we about to find out that Stingrays can asexually reproduce, or that a shark can get a stingray pregnant?
Are you Team Virgin MaRay or Team SharkRay? Voting is now open!
11:55 AM - Feb 19, 2024
Sigh, I feel like I'm really growing apart from my oldest friend group. We are just so different and I'm feeling more and more detached from them when we're together. I still love them and want the best for them, but I don't know if we connect anymore. 😔
11:54 AM - Feb 19, 2024
Okay there is a pregnant stingray in a North Carolina aquarium. No males in the tank except 2 sharks.
Are we about to find out that Stingrays can asexually reproduce, or that a shark can get a stingray pregnant?
Are you Team Virgin MaRay or Team SharkRay? Voting is now open!
Are we about to find out that Stingrays can asexually reproduce, or that a shark can get a stingray pregnant?
Are you Team Virgin MaRay or Team SharkRay? Voting is now open!
11:56 PM - Feb 15, 2024
Today's unexpected irritation: our IT guy came out without the boss notifying us what he needed to do or that he was coming today.
I need 48 hours notice! I need to center myself! I need to take deep breaths! I need to know I'll be dealing with this guy all morning!
I need 48 hours notice! I need to center myself! I need to take deep breaths! I need to know I'll be dealing with this guy all morning!
02:18 PM - Feb 14, 2024
As I social engineer my younger coworkers for their own benefit, trying to build their confidence in their own abilities, I promise myself never to use my powers for evil. 😇
04:07 PM - Feb 06, 2024
Wahhhhh I've been waiting for a bolster headboard pillow for a month and it came today -- in the wrong pattern. 😭
12:04 AM - Feb 02, 2024
Boss has been in a real mood lately. Newest object of his ire: a bird nesting above our door. Buddy. Pal. If you're angry at a bird for nesting in a warm spot during subzero weather, that's a you problem. It's not trying to annoy you - because, again, it is simply a bird. 🙄
11:50 AM - Jan 17, 2024
A patron asked if I remember her coming in to fax some insurance papers; the company was giving her problems.
I do remember. BUT, even if I didn't remember, what I'm NOT gonna do is be an impediment to your insurance! Please enjoy this email full of details of that day.
I do remember. BUT, even if I didn't remember, what I'm NOT gonna do is be an impediment to your insurance! Please enjoy this email full of details of that day.
05:16 PM - Jan 11, 2024
"Plan: Do nothing but sleep and eat today" was a success. Ready for rope yoga in the morning. Listen to your body, friends!
Sample pic of rope yoga bc no one knows what it is! 🤣
Sample pic of rope yoga bc no one knows what it is! 🤣
11:09 PM - Jan 06, 2024
Help Montiese make a fresh start in 2024!
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Acey Deecey 🚀🚀 @mcgarrygirl78As you guys know, things are rapidly changing over here as 2024 begins. Another big change coming is I'm moving this spring from the apartment I've been in since 2017. I need help with expenses, like first, last, and a truck. I've started a GoFundMe.02:07 PM - Jan 03, 2024
03:46 PM - Jan 03, 2024
5 Threaded Spouts
So I did a little list. No one is obligated to buy me anything, you can completely ignore this if you so choose. https://www.amazon.com/hz/...
02:24 AM - Dec 09, 2023
Dear coworker, you never, ever need to check that I'm on task, on target, or on deadline. We've worked together for so long. You should know that whatever it is, I've got it.
02:25 PM - Dec 08, 2023
Trying to find a new podcast and went for one that TONS of people recommend. Within the first 5 minutes they dropped a racial slur. LIKE WHY ARE YOU RECOMMENDING THIS TO ME???
04:32 PM - Dec 07, 2023
I've had this convo with several people recently, so I'll pass it along here. If you have brain fog, fatigue, moodiness, feel cold or sluggish, the answer *may* be simple: YOU ARE NOT EATING ENOUGH. Diet culture affects us all, whether we realize it or not.
04:59 PM - Dec 02, 2023
Just saw an ad for diamond jewelry and wow, diamonds are ugly to me. I don’t get the appeal.
12:25 AM - Nov 16, 2023
If I have to hear our IT guy sigh and moan and scream at this computer ONE MORE TIME.
01:21 PM - Sep 29, 2023
Oof, today's episode of "Books I Wish Didn't Have To Exist But Since They Do, Maybe My Library Needs It":
"Accidental: Rebuilding a Life after Taking One" by a vicar who, as a young man, accidently killed someone during a traffic accident.
#LibraryLife
"Accidental: Rebuilding a Life after Taking One" by a vicar who, as a young man, accidently killed someone during a traffic accident.
#LibraryLife
02:09 PM - Sep 25, 2023
Me and my mom, just two squirrels preparing for the cold. 😊
We still have 5 things on the list for winter, but we're full up for fall!
We still have 5 things on the list for winter, but we're full up for fall!
08:15 PM - Sep 24, 2023
Going to a Chicago Fire game tomorrow night and good lord, stadiums are so annoying with what you can and can't bring in. Can't we all just go through a metal detector/bag scan and call it a freaking day? It's good enough for the airport!
10:45 AM - Sep 22, 2023
