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I accidentally put my ducks in a column. 🙁
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I’ve been seeing a lot of “This is a dark day for America!” and “Biden has weaponized the legal system!” from Trump supporters just now. But I still haven’t seen any of them seriously trying to argue that Trump wasn’t guilty of the charges against him.

It’s like they know.
07:11 PM - May 30, 2024
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I could have been a big Tik Tok star but I don’t know how to film myself watching somebody else’s Tik Tok.
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Comedy is tragedy plus seltzer.
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I forgot to be a millionaire. 🙁
12:49 PM - May 16, 2024
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Sorry I haven’t been around lately. I accidentally clicked on a Temu ad and it took me three days to close out of it.
10:38 AM - May 13, 2024
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TIME SAVER: If the first four dentists agree, you don’t have to bother asking the fifth one.
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Is there a way to forget about Kennedy and vote for the worm?
07:39 AM - May 09, 2024
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I wonder if this Blues Traveler song is going to have a harmonica solo.
09:34 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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I hope the astronauts can see my celebratory "HAPPY EARTH DAY" tire fire from space today.
12:48 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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I heard the next universe over is clothing optional.
09:24 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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I get knocked down, but I get up again!

(I am a slow learner)
07:06 PM - Apr 18, 2024
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When I find myself with Barney Rubble
Wilma Flintstone says to me
We live in One Million
BCE

Yabba dabba dabba doo
Yabba dabba dabba doo
Yabba dabba dabba
Dabba doo
05:49 PM - Apr 14, 2024
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One time I almost went deaf because I listened to an eclipse.
04:21 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Just a reminder.
Later @Later
If Donald Trump is not in jail by April 8th, I WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN.
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I’m still worried about the Y2K problem.
09:06 PM - Apr 03, 2024
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The world is a garden of boundless delights APRIL FOOL everything is awful ha ha
03:55 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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Burp
06:35 PM - Mar 31, 2024
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When somebody asks me for a ride to the airport.
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I know that song isn’t about me because I have never even once gavotted.
07:47 PM - Mar 25, 2024
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The real question is, why was that one-legged man entering an ass-kicking contest in the first place?
10:03 AM - Mar 24, 2024
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When you said H & M you meant Harry and Meghan, but I thought you meant Hardcastle and McCormick. Sorry.
05:37 AM - Mar 24, 2024
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Accidently stepped on a box of Kleenex which resulted in some soft tissue injuries.
06:56 AM - Mar 22, 2024
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Are you aware of who she is? I agree with you about giving $ to employees but she divorced Jeff Bezos and has been focused on giving away the money they shouldn't have had. She's made enormous donations to HBCUs.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mackenzie-scott-giving-billions/
mr bunnylamakins @mrbunnylamakins
It sickens me to See Rich people Donate money that Should of Went to Employees #EatTheRich

MacKenzie Scott Doubles Donations in Spite of Elon Musk's Accusations
https://www.businessinsider.com/mackenzie-scott-doubles-donations-in-spite-of-elon-musks-accusations...
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All worthy follows. In fact, I had already been following two of these.
Ben Peterson @killthrush
I'd recommend:
@FictionalRob - original photography, also shares music and poetry
@mxmnull - Awful Doodles and plenty of other fun
@Mama_Ezekiel - Baking as an art form - mindblowing stuff
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when painting, sometimes i leave the sides blank and other times i paint over the #edge .

almost done with my masterpiece.d the orange is just the drop-cloth.
#dailypicturetheme #edge @dailypicturetheme
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In response to Later.
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If Donald Trump is not in jail by April 8th, I WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN.
10:31 AM - Mar 16, 2024
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I think I have somebody else’s imposter syndrome.
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This sounds like it must have been a blast to put together. Thanks for linking it!
Linda Eisenstein @LindaEisenstein
Sure! I haven't converted many to video so whats up there is thin. This is from our satirical rock opera. Sung by the villains & a protagonist's defense contractor dad. The "millions of jobs for the one-time poor" are for slaves hauling toxic waste on Mars. 😆
"Trickle Down" from Star Wares: The Next Generation, 1989 - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/embed/-hgb2RR2JpU

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