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I fucking never say never but I'm not paying for fucking social media...I'll try buying friends locally first
02:55 PM - Mar 31, 2023
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The lifelong fucking battle between the inevitability of death and the fucking immortality of dumbassery
12:14 PM - Sep 06, 2023
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Trust fall but it's just me hoping to fucking hit the pool floaty
11:30 AM - Sep 05, 2023
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It's easy to give a fuck about people you feel give a fuck about you
09:31 AM - Jul 26, 2023
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When you need the fucking worst, I am the fucking best
09:29 AM - Jul 24, 2023
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My whole fucking being believes words can never fucking replace a hug
01:20 PM - Jul 14, 2023
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You are always fucking free to fall in love
12:04 PM - Jul 10, 2023
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Matthew
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The rate at which Spoutible is improving and gaining new features. Mind-blowing.
11:36 AM - Jul 07, 2023
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I pondered and decided Gollum was right, Hobbitses are shady as fuck!
11:26 AM - Jul 07, 2023
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
For all My Old Spouts that may find someone using something such as /j, /s, /srs etc, here are the Tonetags reference list! Tone tags are used to convey the meaning of a message. It is usually used by those who have trouble differentiating the meanings of different texts, such as Autistic People.
08:03 PM - Jul 03, 2023
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"All your yachts are belong to us"
01:37 PM - Jun 26, 2023
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thread 6 Threaded Spouts
I hired a plumber to help me with repairs. He already had a rough and tiresome day. His old car broke down, his electric drill is faulty, and he lost his wallet. In all the tension and stress, he finished my repairs on time.

Since his car broke down, I drove him home.
05:24 AM - Jun 21, 2023
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Seeing my inquisitive eyes, he said, "Oh, that's my Trouble Tree. My trouble carrier for the night". Can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing's for sure those troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the children. So I just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home
05:30 AM - Jun 21, 2023
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Robby
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Me, bursting into Spoutible: where the shitposters at?
03:02 PM - Apr 27, 2023
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Grab 'er by the fuckin' rudder

-orcas probably
08:35 AM - Jun 19, 2023
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"EAT THE RICH! BUT IF YOU CAN'T, EAT THE YACHTS!" 😂😭🤣 #spoutingFUNNIES #Orcas
11:39 AM - Jun 15, 2023
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Surprised how often good manners is fucking mistaken for flirting
11:50 AM - Jun 12, 2023
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I really fucking miss that connectedness when you know you fucking found your person
11:49 AM - Jun 12, 2023
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The Void: WHY IS EVERYBODY FUCKING SCREAMING ALL THE FUCKING TIME?
01:57 PM - Jun 07, 2023
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📢We're excited to unveil our brand-new logo! It's a bold, fresh take on our identity that perfectly captures our growth and innovation. It's not just a logo – it's a new era for us. I can't wait to hear your thoughts!🥳
07:37 AM - May 31, 2023
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Let's fucking stretch our hearts out and see how fucking far we can go
09:34 AM - May 05, 2023
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I'm fucking pleased to be easy
05:10 PM - May 01, 2023
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Awesome pics from the homeland of the aurora borealis.
https://www.bbc.com/news/u...
10:31 AM - Apr 24, 2023
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My favorite day is a fucking someday with an everyone
10:59 AM - Apr 24, 2023
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Alberto Pastor
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"The anticipated annual Lyrid meteor shower will begin on Sunday, sending fleeting bright streaks across the night sky. Though the spectacle will be visible from April 16 to 25, the best time for viewing will be on April 22."
For space lovers 💫✨🌌
#LyridMeteorShower #Astronomy #space #Spoutible
04:15 PM - Apr 14, 2023
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Karen Wasylowski
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Just deleted my Twitter account. Enough is enough.
06:54 AM - Apr 12, 2023
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Andrea Junker
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We should name mass shootings the way we do hurricanes but after Republicans who accept payments from the NRA.
04:12 PM - Apr 10, 2023
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Bev Turner
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From a cool and swanky flower shop in Nashville.
08:02 AM - Apr 11, 2023
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Robert Reich
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Why did inequalities of income and wealth begin to widen so dramatically in the late 1970s and early 1980s, and continue widening since? We'll start to explore that very question in Class 1 of my Wealth and Poverty course, now available to the public.
12:47 PM - Apr 07, 2023
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I have been repeating the same fucking four words every day for the past 6 fucking years and unbelievably still fucking possible

Dumbest fucking day ever...
11:53 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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