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Elon Musk went from being the Henry Ford of our generation (admired carmaker, brilliant salesman) to being the Henry Ford of our generation (conspiracy theorist, Nazi-enabler)
08:14 PM - May 03, 2023
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Frank Lesser
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DeSantis’s heel-lifts are so high it looks like he’s being photographed mid-Rapture
04:15 PM - Apr 30, 2023
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jason alexander
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Hi all. Well, it’s official. Elon Musk pulled my verification check so I’ve left Twitter. So far, these waters have been a lovely oasis. Let’s keep them clean, flowing true and invite other good folk to come take a dip. Hope you all have a great day and weekend.
11:41 AM - Apr 21, 2023
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Myron Clifton
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My rocket consciously uncoupled from reality now pay for your blue check.
07:09 PM - Apr 20, 2023
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Frank Lesser
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Visual metaphor of Twitter under Musk:
06:15 PM - Apr 20, 2023
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Frank Lesser
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No one’s slick as Glass Ron
Such a dick as Glass Ron
No one’s skin’s as extremely un-thick as Glass Ron’s.

For there’s no man as big of a bully,
At least if you’re counting his waist.
And no man embraced Trump as fully
though they’re tied for the number of migrants “misplaced.”
07:08 PM - Apr 18, 2023
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Frank Lesser
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Ben found the book to be too dry
06:15 PM - Apr 14, 2023
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Frank Lesser
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Hollywood can be tough as you age. Once you hit 20, no one will even cast you as a mutant ninja turtle.
09:52 PM - Mar 01, 2023
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Frank Lesser
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Starting up CatGPT, the world's first entirely AI cat. Enter any text you want and watch in astonishment as it completely ignores you.
03:25 PM - Feb 21, 2023
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Frank Lesser
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If people wanted to chat with a rightwing automaton that tried to mimic human behavior, Elon Musk would have real friends. https://www.pcmag.com/news...
03:36 PM - Feb 17, 2023
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Frank Lesser
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When you confuse “jazz hands” with “scat hands”: https://www.nytimes.com/20...
12:31 PM - Feb 15, 2023
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Frank Lesser
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If this one doesn't work out, I'm going to post my jokes on Pinterest
12:42 AM - Feb 09, 2023
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