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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?
07:10 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Person who denies it's the first day of June: Maysayer.
11:38 AM - Jun 01, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Trump looks like a convicted melon.
10:31 AM - Jun 01, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Designing a pre-stamped, one-page, rectangular mailing on which we can document a recent award, good fortune or accomplishment and send it to friends, neighbors and relatives. I shall call it the boastcard.
07:21 AM - Jun 01, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Would hiring and firing and hiring drummers create repercussions?
07:11 AM - Jun 01, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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I like to learn something new every day. A rainbow on Venus is called a "glory."
06:38 AM - Jun 01, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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A moose never named: Anonymoose.
06:36 AM - Jun 01, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Good quote from writer Richard Deitsch: "Everything is rigged. Unless I win."
06:33 AM - Jun 01, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Out west they have a good sense of Yuma.
06:26 AM - Jun 01, 2024
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There’s a new scent at the Vatican gift shop. It’s called Eau My God.
06:18 AM - Jun 01, 2024
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When someone does something really well, it seems to me that a high ten would be better.
06:15 AM - Jun 01, 2024
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Aww. Two employees at the local UHaul got hitched.
06:09 AM - Jun 01, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Shouldn’t the animals in the ca’nine’ family be the ones with nine lives?
01:28 PM - May 31, 2024
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Robert Reich
@RBReich
34 felony convictions
54 pending criminal charges
2 impeachments
2 popular vote losses
$88M owed to E Jean Carroll
$450M owed for civil fraud
$8T added to nat'l debt
2.9M net loss of jobs

Is this what Trump meant when he promised "numbers like we've never seen"?
01:18 PM - May 31, 2024
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Good "Politico" Title: Teflon Don to Felon Don
01:18 PM - May 31, 2024
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You swallowed a cat med? You gotta’ be kitten me.
07:00 AM - May 31, 2024
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I like to learn something new every day. On June 3 in the early morning hours, Mercury, Jupiter, Mars, Neptune and Saturn will all be visible in a line across the sky.
06:38 AM - May 31, 2024
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Any zoo attendant who tugs on a cheetah’s tail is trying to pull a fast one.
06:30 AM - May 31, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Mathematicians store their veggies in a square root cellar.
06:27 AM - May 31, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Aging is mind over matter. You don’t mind, it won’t matter.
06:23 AM - May 31, 2024
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A bass often booked by the Met died. It will be a low-key funeral.
06:17 AM - May 31, 2024
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Yoga puns can be a bit of a stretch.
06:14 AM - May 31, 2024
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Not many will get this but in tonight's finale of "9-1-1" we'll see if Bobby's going six feet under.
06:50 PM - May 30, 2024
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It works! 😊🙃😃
03:16 PM - May 30, 2024
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They tend to stay at the crow bar until last caw.
07:09 AM - May 30, 2024
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Fishermen cook with smelted butter.
06:51 AM - May 30, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Ideal gift for an overwhelmed carpenter: coping saw.
06:47 AM - May 30, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Clark Gable’s line about holiday gifts was cheesy: — “Frankly, My Dear, I don’t give Edam.”
06:38 AM - May 30, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Can we just take a minute to discuss, natter, expiate, expound upon, declaim and orate some potential new thesaurus jokes?
06:34 AM - May 30, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Janitorial closets are set to broom temperature.
06:31 AM - May 30, 2024
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Leaky faucets have long been fodder for running jokes.
06:30 AM - May 30, 2024
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