Defense Attorney Todd Blanche's career ended with his only criminal case, where he let prosecution witness testify for more than a day, damaging his client, Trump more than what Michael Cohen said in his direct examination by the prosecution
The disbarred Blanche now only asks if you want fries..
The disbarred Blanche now only asks if you want fries..
04:55 PM - May 16, 2024
Whenever enough time has passed, that we just start to think Mitt Romney is the sane kind of Republican of the past, he says something this idiotic. He is just another lunatic maganutter with slightly better tailoring
Mitt says Biden should have pardoned Traitor Trump, TOT*
* The Orange Turd
Mitt says Biden should have pardoned Traitor Trump, TOT*
* The Orange Turd
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déjà vu @AnonymRomney thinks Biden should have pardoned Trump. He's dead wrong. The conservative mythos around Gerald Ford pardoning Richard Nixon clouds how deeply unpopular and wrong the decision was.04:14 PM - May 16, 2024
05:15 PM - May 16, 2024
Olympic Figure Skating Judges are brutal on solo performance by Todd Blanche
No rhythm. No grace. no purpose. No pattern. No goal. Nothing gained. Fell on his face. Lost all hope. Is the worst
..these were from the most favorable judge on the panel
No rhythm. No grace. no purpose. No pattern. No goal. Nothing gained. Fell on his face. Lost all hope. Is the worst
..these were from the most favorable judge on the panel
04:34 PM - May 14, 2024
I told you Trump tax crimes are coming next, after New York (his personal tax fraud) will come Illinois (and then 6 more states, plus of course IRS federal taxes). Then in New York come his BUSINESS tax fraud, after all those
Check out Chicaco. Another $100 million more in tax fraud..
Check out Chicaco. Another $100 million more in tax fraud..
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Remo @Remoman$100 million more reasons for Trump to be running for president.
Al Capone is Trump's mega-hero. Al Capone was finally convicted of tax evasion. If Trump were to be convicted of tax evasion... Al Capone died of syphilis. That probably would overburden the karma machine.04:08 PM - May 11, 2024
11:53 AM - May 12, 2024
Next convicted Trumpomobster up?
Paulie the Ostrich Coat Manafort* had an even shorter tenure with Trump campaign this second time around. I think this lasted what, one Scaramucci?
Manafort quits Trump campaign of 2024 just weeks after joining it
* Worst American of all time
Paulie the Ostrich Coat Manafort* had an even shorter tenure with Trump campaign this second time around. I think this lasted what, one Scaramucci?
Manafort quits Trump campaign of 2024 just weeks after joining it
* Worst American of all time
11:57 AM - May 12, 2024
And yes. As The Orange Turd formerly known as Von Shitzenpants was spewing vicious magababble in Jersey, Trump managed of course a new vocabulary malfunction
He now confuses the oldest living US President, Jimmy
CARTER
with some tennis dude, Jimmy
CONNORS
Trumpo is very far into his dementia
He now confuses the oldest living US President, Jimmy
CARTER
with some tennis dude, Jimmy
CONNORS
Trumpo is very far into his dementia
12:22 PM - May 12, 2024
Remember the script of Circus Ridiculous:
After Trump himself has made his case worse for himself, then Trump court jesters will always make things even worse for Trump
Judge Merchan sided with Trumpo, in shielding some damaging Stormy testimony. But now Necheles is opening that door
Inevitable
After Trump himself has made his case worse for himself, then Trump court jesters will always make things even worse for Trump
Judge Merchan sided with Trumpo, in shielding some damaging Stormy testimony. But now Necheles is opening that door
Inevitable
11:55 AM - May 09, 2024
(Pro tip: if you intend to use any evidence in court, make sure you use your quotation IN CONTEXT and do not embellish the witnesses words one iota. Now Necheles has destroyed ALL credibility of her attacks, as Stormy was clearly correct - and Jury seems Necheles had KNOWN this but badgered Stormy)
12:27 PM - May 09, 2024
Stormy Daniels testimony is now done. And prosecutors have called their next witness, who is a junior bookkeeper from Trump Org. We get more evidence to be verified, simple financial crime (34 financial crimes) and there is of course a total paper trail to these 34 crimes... so more testimony
12:41 PM - May 09, 2024
And that was fast. Next witness up is Trump White House secretary, Madeleine Westerhout. She is long time Republican and testifies under oath, that when Access Hollywood tape ("grab them by the pussy") came out, the GOP leaders had discussions about replacing Trump as their Presidential nominee
!!
!!
02:57 PM - May 09, 2024
This Day In Accounting Fraud
The AUDITORS of Trump's money laundering vehicle, Truth Socialist - a wall street pyramid scheme to defraud gullible investors - plead guilty to SYSTEMATIC FRAUD - yes the AUDITORS - and suspend their auditing business & pay huge fines to Securities & Exchange Commissn
The AUDITORS of Trump's money laundering vehicle, Truth Socialist - a wall street pyramid scheme to defraud gullible investors - plead guilty to SYSTEMATIC FRAUD - yes the AUDITORS - and suspend their auditing business & pay huge fines to Securities & Exchange Commissn
01:22 PM - May 03, 2024
Good summary on how Trump lost his Hope. It's a smelly world, Herr von Shitzenpants..
03:43 PM - May 03, 2024
(Edited)
Those of us who have followed the Trumpomess a long time closely (years) found nothing surprising in this testimony so far, but it is remarkable that close people to Trump testify under oath how he behaves
He KNOWS the truth. He lies. He then makes OTHERS cover up his errors
This is how he does it
He KNOWS the truth. He lies. He then makes OTHERS cover up his errors
This is how he does it
03:52 PM - May 03, 2024
Donald von Shitzenpants Trump
His White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus?
Has flipped & testified in criminal court against Trump
His White House Chief of Staff Lick Mulvaney?
Has flipped & testifies in criminal court against Trump
His White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows?
Has flipped &
His White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus?
Has flipped & testified in criminal court against Trump
His White House Chief of Staff Lick Mulvaney?
Has flipped & testifies in criminal court against Trump
His White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows?
Has flipped &
04:06 PM - May 03, 2024
So?
My dear Tweeps?
It is now HALF POINT in the first-ever criminal trial of Donald von Shitzenpants Trump
Yes. Six week trial, only 3 more weeks to go. Then Trump will be convicted by this jury, on all 34 counts, and we go from calling him Defendant Trump, to Convict Trump
THREE WEEKS. 21 days
My dear Tweeps?
It is now HALF POINT in the first-ever criminal trial of Donald von Shitzenpants Trump
Yes. Six week trial, only 3 more weeks to go. Then Trump will be convicted by this jury, on all 34 counts, and we go from calling him Defendant Trump, to Convict Trump
THREE WEEKS. 21 days
04:46 PM - May 03, 2024
(Edited)
January 6th attempted coup d'etat was originally intended to be a MILITARY COUP
It was hatched on 18th Dec 2020 in White House by the Seditious Six
Trump
Giuliani
Flynn
Meadows*
Sidney Powell*
Patrick Byrne*
AGAINST plot were: Patsy Baloney**, Herschmann**, Lyons**
* flipped
** also testify
It was hatched on 18th Dec 2020 in White House by the Seditious Six
Trump
Giuliani
Flynn
Meadows*
Sidney Powell*
Patrick Byrne*
AGAINST plot were: Patsy Baloney**, Herschmann**, Lyons**
* flipped
** also testify
05:50 PM - May 02, 2024
In response to Sheryl G.
SRSLY, while he is now forever on my shit list, back when Jon Stewart was still a thing, I do believe von Shitzinpants was an original Jon Stewart for Trumpo, and Michael Cohen was giving fresh life to a nickname from way back a decade ago. But have no intention of endorsing Jon and correcting this
04:00 PM - May 02, 2024
01:29 PM - May 02, 2024
Trump Annus Horribilis
January he was ordered to pay E Jean Carroll
February he was ordered to pay NY State by Judge Engoron
March he posted bond of $91M
April he posted bond of $175M
April his first criminal trial started
April he was found in Contempt of Court
May will be even worse...
January he was ordered to pay E Jean Carroll
February he was ordered to pay NY State by Judge Engoron
March he posted bond of $91M
April he posted bond of $175M
April his first criminal trial started
April he was found in Contempt of Court
May will be even worse...
11:00 AM - May 01, 2024
And early Thready warning- I am working on something... I think you're gonna like. That is still not ready but it is coming today. At least an hour maybe a few still to go. But we get something 'fun' today, and it is something again, like my Sunday Sermon, covering new ground I have not done before
01:03 PM - Apr 29, 2024
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the LTATA
The Lordy There Are Tapes Association is not releasing any sound on the news that their twice-impeached former chairwoman, and unstable Lake of Kari has been tape recording Trump at Mar-A-Lago
Of course EVERYBODY is recording Trumpo. EVERYBODY
From the LTATA
The Lordy There Are Tapes Association is not releasing any sound on the news that their twice-impeached former chairwoman, and unstable Lake of Kari has been tape recording Trump at Mar-A-Lago
Of course EVERYBODY is recording Trumpo. EVERYBODY
04:56 PM - Apr 29, 2024
As Fred Flintstone's evil Nazi Cousin Bill Barrstone is in the news, telling us that Trump is unfit to be in the White House, and then adding that Barr will be voting for him, I remind us of this random photo from Trump's previous administration:
Caption:
Witness, Witness, Witness, Defendant
Caption:
Witness, Witness, Witness, Defendant
04:54 PM - Apr 27, 2024
Those of you who have followed me for many months or years, and all from back on Twitter, have heard me say several times
The person who will be convicted of most crimes ever, is Trump (as boss). He did not COMMIT those crimes personally
The man who PERSONALLY committed most crimes.. is Giuliani
The person who will be convicted of most crimes ever, is Trump (as boss). He did not COMMIT those crimes personally
The man who PERSONALLY committed most crimes.. is Giuliani
06:09 PM - Apr 26, 2024
On that poll today
DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT
It is CNN. They are the Fox News with less pretty anchors. It is a BOGUS poll. It has WOMEN preferring Trump
There is no such reality. That is as fake polling as Trump University is fake education
CNN wants to counter-program Biden at Correspondets' Dinner
DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT
It is CNN. They are the Fox News with less pretty anchors. It is a BOGUS poll. It has WOMEN preferring Trump
There is no such reality. That is as fake polling as Trump University is fake education
CNN wants to counter-program Biden at Correspondets' Dinner
01:04 PM - Apr 28, 2024
Think about this please
This is the nominee for President of the Republicans. Trump lawyer argued under oath in front of SUPREME COURT, that Trump cannot govern unless he is given full immunity - AND on ASSASSINATION he wants right to assassinate his political rivals
This is a 'Republican'
This is the nominee for President of the Republicans. Trump lawyer argued under oath in front of SUPREME COURT, that Trump cannot govern unless he is given full immunity - AND on ASSASSINATION he wants right to assassinate his political rivals
This is a 'Republican'
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Jack Brown @DrJackBrown" 'The assassination of a political rival as an official act.'04:35 PM - Apr 25, 2024
Understand what the Trump team is arguing here. Take it seriously and at face value.
This is not a game."
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
04:53 PM - Apr 25, 2024
I LOVE THIS JUDGE !!!!
I love Judge Merchan! That was why the timing was not morning. Check out how wickedly devious he is. Trump, if you fuck with our witnesses, I will fuck with your schedule REAL HARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love Judge Merchan! That was why the timing was not morning. Check out how wickedly devious he is. Trump, if you fuck with our witnesses, I will fuck with your schedule REAL HARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
05:16 PM - Apr 25, 2024
SRSLY
Consider Trump the mafia boss. If one or two of the Mafia top goons wears a wire and tesifies, that mafia boss is doomed
This chart has Trump, his chief of staff Meadows and 9 LAWYERS
That includes SEVEN WHO FLIPPED AGAINST TRUMPO !!!!!
Seven! And Rudy TRIED to flip too (three times!!)
Consider Trump the mafia boss. If one or two of the Mafia top goons wears a wire and tesifies, that mafia boss is doomed
This chart has Trump, his chief of staff Meadows and 9 LAWYERS
That includes SEVEN WHO FLIPPED AGAINST TRUMPO !!!!!
Seven! And Rudy TRIED to flip too (three times!!)
06:07 PM - Apr 25, 2024
Ok in actual courtroom in front of jury, Pecker testifies that they killed the Doorman Dino story, not to protect Trump PERSONAL reputation (like his marriage) but to help the CAMPAIGN. This is vital piece of this crime. Proven today. Takes a Trump defense away
02:21 PM - Apr 23, 2024
Trump campaign pays $4.6 million dollars PER MONTH, over $1 million dollars PER WEEK for these clowns
Todd Blanche went to Trump gag order hearing, & Todd revealed to the judge that there were 2 more gag order violations of Trump that the Manhattan DA has missed
Todd is the Hannity of Tacopenises
Todd Blanche went to Trump gag order hearing, & Todd revealed to the judge that there were 2 more gag order violations of Trump that the Manhattan DA has missed
Todd is the Hannity of Tacopenises
02:36 PM - Apr 23, 2024
JUDGE: This hearing is to decide if the defendant has breached his gag order, the burden of the proof is with the prosecution so they will go first
PROSECUTOR: Your honor, Defendant Trump has willfully disobeyed your gag order eleven times
TODD BLANCHE: Objection, your honor. It is actually 13
PROSECUTOR: Your honor, Defendant Trump has willfully disobeyed your gag order eleven times
TODD BLANCHE: Objection, your honor. It is actually 13
09:14 AM - Apr 24, 2024
