19 days to the Von Schitzenpants criminal trial jury verdict: "Guilty as charged" on all 34 counts
Under 3 weeks left to go, and we change from calling him Defendant Trump, to calling him Convict Trump
Under 3 weeks left to go, and we change from calling him Defendant Trump, to calling him Convict Trump
11:39 AM - May 04, 2024
12:02 AM - May 04, 2024
As Court Jester and alleged attorney Emil Bovine bores the jury and judge, and achieves nothing in his cross-examination other than adding to jury hatred of his client, Herr Von Shitzenpants is asleep again in full view of the jury. That is not an advisable strategy if you intend the jury to acquit
10:30 AM - May 03, 2024
And to all my followers on Mastodon, Post and Spoutible
I have another visit by Spoutible's Comedy Gestapo. They are again trying to tell me they know what is not funny and I am not allowed apparently to decide what my followers might like
Spoutible Laughter Nazis try to make it a comedy-free zone
I have another visit by Spoutible's Comedy Gestapo. They are again trying to tell me they know what is not funny and I am not allowed apparently to decide what my followers might like
Spoutible Laughter Nazis try to make it a comedy-free zone
10:46 AM - May 03, 2024
And now testifying after 2 technical detail witnesses... Trump's lost Hope
Hicks
Hicks
11:47 AM - May 03, 2024
Snoopy:
"It was a dark and Stormy night. In a Manhattan courtroom Herr Shitzenpants had lost his Hope. He was being haunted by his undead nemesis who refused to die: the Ghost of John McCain.."
"It was a dark and Stormy night. In a Manhattan courtroom Herr Shitzenpants had lost his Hope. He was being haunted by his undead nemesis who refused to die: the Ghost of John McCain.."
12:38 PM - May 03, 2024
Colonel von Shitzenpants, Sir Fartsy McSleepy criminal trial on Manhattan has now a lunch break. Remember this Trump trial today in front of Judge Merchan will end earlier than normal to accommodate a request from a jury, so after lunch will not be long
But yeah. Bible Boy is screwed :-)
But yeah. Bible Boy is screwed :-)
01:10 PM - May 03, 2024
This Day In Accounting Fraud
The AUDITORS of Trump's money laundering vehicle, Truth Socialist - a wall street pyramid scheme to defraud gullible investors - plead guilty to SYSTEMATIC FRAUD - yes the AUDITORS - and suspend their auditing business & pay huge fines to Securities & Exchange Commissn
The AUDITORS of Trump's money laundering vehicle, Truth Socialist - a wall street pyramid scheme to defraud gullible investors - plead guilty to SYSTEMATIC FRAUD - yes the AUDITORS - and suspend their auditing business & pay huge fines to Securities & Exchange Commissn
01:22 PM - May 03, 2024
Good summary on how Trump lost his Hope. It's a smelly world, Herr von Shitzenpants..
03:43 PM - May 03, 2024
(Edited)
Those of us who have followed the Trumpomess a long time closely (years) found nothing surprising in this testimony so far, but it is remarkable that close people to Trump testify under oath how he behaves
He KNOWS the truth. He lies. He then makes OTHERS cover up his errors
This is how he does it
He KNOWS the truth. He lies. He then makes OTHERS cover up his errors
This is how he does it
03:52 PM - May 03, 2024
So this criminal trial on Manhattan is not about hush money (block anyone who still says that) it is about FINANCIAL FRAUD committed to hide another crime which was ELECTION FRAUD. It has now been proven multiple times, and will be proven even more next week
Trump conviction will be in 3 weeks
Trump conviction will be in 3 weeks
03:57 PM - May 03, 2024
Donald von Shitzenpants Trump
His White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus?
Has flipped & testified in criminal court against Trump
His White House Chief of Staff Lick Mulvaney?
Has flipped & testifies in criminal court against Trump
His White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows?
Has flipped &
His White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus?
Has flipped & testified in criminal court against Trump
His White House Chief of Staff Lick Mulvaney?
Has flipped & testifies in criminal court against Trump
His White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows?
Has flipped &
04:06 PM - May 03, 2024
von Shitzenpants is utterly hosed in this trial. So Judge Merchan gives his legal team a small bone. Irrelevant in the big picture, but if this is the excuse Trump uses to come and testify, woo-hoo it will be a party!!
Trump would be a total idiot to testify
But when has Trump done the sane thing?
Trump would be a total idiot to testify
But when has Trump done the sane thing?
04:28 PM - May 03, 2024
Of course indict this sick bastard and toss his sorry ass in prison. Democrat sitting Congressman Cuellar from Taxas caught in taking $600,000 bribe
I don't care which party does it, criminals, money launderers, bribe-taking Congressmen belong in prison
Good job AG Garland catching this criminal
I don't care which party does it, criminals, money launderers, bribe-taking Congressmen belong in prison
Good job AG Garland catching this criminal
04:34 PM - May 03, 2024
So?
My dear Tweeps?
It is now HALF POINT in the first-ever criminal trial of Donald von Shitzenpants Trump
Yes. Six week trial, only 3 more weeks to go. Then Trump will be convicted by this jury, on all 34 counts, and we go from calling him Defendant Trump, to Convict Trump
THREE WEEKS. 21 days
My dear Tweeps?
It is now HALF POINT in the first-ever criminal trial of Donald von Shitzenpants Trump
Yes. Six week trial, only 3 more weeks to go. Then Trump will be convicted by this jury, on all 34 counts, and we go from calling him Defendant Trump, to Convict Trump
THREE WEEKS. 21 days
04:46 PM - May 03, 2024
(Edited)
GREEN EGGS & WARTS
I don't like green frogs with warts
I don't like swamps in national parks
I don't like his hair & how it parts
I don't like Trumpy courtroom farts
I don't like yelling screaming chants
Not when he sleeps nor when he rants
Michael Cohen calls his ass
Donald Trump Von Shitzenpants
I don't like green frogs with warts
I don't like swamps in national parks
I don't like his hair & how it parts
I don't like Trumpy courtroom farts
I don't like yelling screaming chants
Not when he sleeps nor when he rants
Michael Cohen calls his ass
Donald Trump Von Shitzenpants
08:40 AM - May 03, 2024
And Blinken is good. I know no one is caring lately but his meetings with China 10/10
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Professor Kyle @blackcatprosePotential good news. Anthony Blinken & the Biden admin are working their asses off trying to make this happen.07:00 PM - May 02, 2024
07:03 PM - May 02, 2024
January 6th attempted coup d'etat was originally intended to be a MILITARY COUP
It was hatched on 18th Dec 2020 in White House by the Seditious Six
Trump
Giuliani
Flynn
Meadows*
Sidney Powell*
Patrick Byrne*
AGAINST plot were: Patsy Baloney**, Herschmann**, Lyons**
* flipped
** also testify
It was hatched on 18th Dec 2020 in White House by the Seditious Six
Trump
Giuliani
Flynn
Meadows*
Sidney Powell*
Patrick Byrne*
AGAINST plot were: Patsy Baloney**, Herschmann**, Lyons**
* flipped
** also testify
05:50 PM - May 02, 2024
When in doubt....just be your fabulous self
11:36 PM - May 02, 2024
Holy shit.
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Healthcare Global @Healthcare_Global11:01 PM - May 02, 2024
11:04 PM - May 02, 2024
Oh this is so sad! To watch the divorce of this dog trainer and his moron dog. Sit, Trumpo! Sit!
Oh, Trumpo so sad! So sad, Trumpo? Trump not happy with his remaining top clown*
*previous top clown was Alina Habba**
**previous top clown was Joey Tacopenis***
***previous top clown was Evan Corcoran
Oh, Trumpo so sad! So sad, Trumpo? Trump not happy with his remaining top clown*
*previous top clown was Alina Habba**
**previous top clown was Joey Tacopenis***
***previous top clown was Evan Corcoran
01:09 PM - May 02, 2024
Thursday in court has been mainly a dick measuring contest between two attorneys and seems like Trump attorney Bove has... shall we say interestingly short.. fingers?
I don't think that played well with jury & can't see any value extracted but after Todd Blank Stare Von ShitzInPants, Trumpo is mad
I don't think that played well with jury & can't see any value extracted but after Todd Blank Stare Von ShitzInPants, Trumpo is mad
01:18 PM - May 02, 2024
Thursday trial is now at lunch break
And Defendant Donald Elvis Jesus Hitler Mandela Trump, the Bible Boy, Don Poorleone, Captain Shoe, Mr Fartsy McSleepy has a new nickname, thanks to Michael Cohen:
Von ShitzInPants
#VonShitzInPants #VonShitsInPants
And Defendant Donald Elvis Jesus Hitler Mandela Trump, the Bible Boy, Don Poorleone, Captain Shoe, Mr Fartsy McSleepy has a new nickname, thanks to Michael Cohen:
Von ShitzInPants
#VonShitzInPants #VonShitsInPants
01:22 PM - May 02, 2024
TRUMP: I hate you. You're a doodyhead!
MICHAEL COHEN: No Donald, you're the doodyhead. And you're a poopyhead
TRUMP: I'm not a poopyhead! You're the poopyhead. And you're a cacahead!
MICHAEL COHEN: Donald, I'm standing right behind you, let me tell you who you are. You're Von ShitzInPants
MICHAEL COHEN: No Donald, you're the doodyhead. And you're a poopyhead
TRUMP: I'm not a poopyhead! You're the poopyhead. And you're a cacahead!
MICHAEL COHEN: Donald, I'm standing right behind you, let me tell you who you are. You're Von ShitzInPants
01:25 PM - May 02, 2024
01:29 PM - May 02, 2024
To all my Tweeps on these 3 services, Mastodon, Post and Spoutible - I am about a day behind on my replies. Am now going through those, do not worry, I will read every comment and react or reply to all. I expect to catch up relatively soon (definitely today)
01:53 PM - May 02, 2024
EIGHT SUBPOENAS?
For Russian General & one of original Seditious Six of Jan 6 attempted coup d'etat Michael Flynn
Eight? Lemme see...
Georgia
Jack Smith
Arizona
Michigan
Wisconsin
Pennsylvania
New Mexico
Nevada
Yeah. Eight sounds about right. Why don't you talk to your pal Cheesy McBro #RatBingo
For Russian General & one of original Seditious Six of Jan 6 attempted coup d'etat Michael Flynn
Eight? Lemme see...
Georgia
Jack Smith
Arizona
Michigan
Wisconsin
Pennsylvania
New Mexico
Nevada
Yeah. Eight sounds about right. Why don't you talk to your pal Cheesy McBro #RatBingo
02:07 PM - May 02, 2024
