In response to Terminator LX.
True story: We got our first COVID boosters at one of those drive-through, “stick your arm out the car window” places the county health dept runs. As they put the bandaid on his arm, my (autistic) son sarcastically sighed, “Aaah. I feel more autistic already.”
🤣
Happy Autism Acceptance Month!
🤣
Happy Autism Acceptance Month!
12:41 PM - Apr 05, 2024
In response to That's all folks.
It says “residentS,” as in more than one resident was involved. MORE THAN ONE.
I better stop right now. The words I want to use will get me tossed out of our friendly little ocean.
I better stop right now. The words I want to use will get me tossed out of our friendly little ocean.
06:02 PM - Mar 25, 2024
In response to John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️.
I mean, maaaaybe wearing those jeans might make sense if my knees were mere inches above my ankles like this person’s appear to be. 🤪
04:52 PM - Mar 17, 2024
In response to MariMarina (she/her).
I’m pretty sure it’s stand-up comedian Vir Das.
08:18 PM - Mar 16, 2024
In response to jenn ○f many things.
Every now and then you remember why we have the word “Wow!”
Beautiful photos!
Beautiful photos!
02:07 PM - Mar 05, 2024
In response to Anton Brakhage.
Just when I thought I couldn’t hate the Electoral College more…
01:11 PM - Mar 04, 2024
In response to Dee Jay.
I was at a gas station one time and checked my phone. Someone in that neighborhood had a WiFi named, “Get your own f*cking internet Kevin!”
LOL. Imagine being named “Kevin” in that neighborhood. 🤣
LOL. Imagine being named “Kevin” in that neighborhood. 🤣
11:45 AM - Feb 25, 2024
In response to Dıanna.
An older friend told me about a disagreement w/ her husband. He was unhappy that she was “constantly contradicting” him. “Can’t I have an opinion?” she asked.
“Yes, but keep it to yourself.”
! ! !
They’ve been together more than 40 years. I wouldn’t spend another 40 seconds with him. 😤
“Yes, but keep it to yourself.”
! ! !
They’ve been together more than 40 years. I wouldn’t spend another 40 seconds with him. 😤
11:36 AM - Feb 25, 2024
In response to James O'Shea.
I remember my mom trying cottage cheese with ketchup back when Nixon was President because she read that was how he asked the White House chefs to fix it.
Cottage cheese was a frequent choice on the popular Atkins diet, and she was desperate to try new things with it.
Cottage cheese was a frequent choice on the popular Atkins diet, and she was desperate to try new things with it.
06:42 PM - Feb 11, 2024
In response to Char.
Sadly, it will probably be polio. Highly contagious, easily transmissible, and still around in some remote areas.
If there’s one thing we’ve learned from the last three or four years, it’s that ppl don’t give a crap about disabling or killing others, as long they get to do whatever they want.
If there’s one thing we’ve learned from the last three or four years, it’s that ppl don’t give a crap about disabling or killing others, as long they get to do whatever they want.
02:23 PM - Feb 11, 2024
In response to Melissa Griffith ☕ aka Masker.
100% same.
Couldn’t care less myself, but I can let other people have fun, if that’s what they think “fun” is, lol.
Couldn’t care less myself, but I can let other people have fun, if that’s what they think “fun” is, lol.
02:13 PM - Feb 11, 2024
In response to Puckarama.
Clearly there are ppl who have a helluva lot more time than I do to explore all the features of the filling station. 🫣
I’m lucky if I get around to washing my windshield with that ratty squeegee and soapy bug water.
I’m lucky if I get around to washing my windshield with that ratty squeegee and soapy bug water.
02:08 PM - Feb 11, 2024
In response to Honorary Doctor of Sass.
Case in point: I like Stephen Colbert, but I’m about to completely stop watching because not a day goes by without a crack about the President’s age.
Every. Single. Day.
Every. Single. Day.
07:12 PM - Feb 09, 2024
In response to Whoa!.
Absolutely!
Plus, a cardiologist doesn’t have to care what ppl’s opinions about him are. Disney’s business is immersed in public opinion, so Disney HAS to care what ppl think about their product. If ppl think Disney condones racism, their business will suffer. The image of their product is relevant.
Plus, a cardiologist doesn’t have to care what ppl’s opinions about him are. Disney’s business is immersed in public opinion, so Disney HAS to care what ppl think about their product. If ppl think Disney condones racism, their business will suffer. The image of their product is relevant.
01:44 PM - Feb 07, 2024
In response to Char.
LOL, oh, I agree 100% !
As you said, “What could possibly go wrong” if a self-absorbed, fortune-inheriting, white-supremacist, apartheid-adjacent, misogynistic, subsidy-abusing, credit-stealing, capitalist, elitist-snob, serial impregnating, gnat-witted tax cheat experimented on someone’s brain?
As you said, “What could possibly go wrong” if a self-absorbed, fortune-inheriting, white-supremacist, apartheid-adjacent, misogynistic, subsidy-abusing, credit-stealing, capitalist, elitist-snob, serial impregnating, gnat-witted tax cheat experimented on someone’s brain?
01:30 PM - Jan 30, 2024
In response to Char.
So far this morning I’ve heard about Elon Muskrat putting chips in people’s heads and now someone else wants to drill into the side of a volcano.
I won’t be a bit surprised when frikken sharks with laser beams on their heads show up in the news in time for lunch.
#EvilGeniusStuff
I won’t be a bit surprised when frikken sharks with laser beams on their heads show up in the news in time for lunch.
#EvilGeniusStuff
01:06 PM - Jan 30, 2024
In response to Mama Ezekiel.
“Magically Delicious” should be somewhere in the description! 😉
It’s such a cheerful looking dessert! It would certainly brighten the table on even the gloomiest winter day.
It’s such a cheerful looking dessert! It would certainly brighten the table on even the gloomiest winter day.
02:21 PM - Jan 29, 2024
In response to Jeff Russell.
This “ship” holds 10 K ppl. My entire town has just under 10 K ppl living here.
Honestly, I can’t think of a single thing I would enjoy doing with ALL the ppl in town, and I like my town a lot.
Honestly, I can’t think of a single thing I would enjoy doing with ALL the ppl in town, and I like my town a lot.
07:03 PM - Jan 28, 2024
In response to RL Zachary.
I didn’t know it was called a “c-collar.” When we discovered them for our dog, we just called it the “Donut of Comfort” to distinguish it from the Cone of Shame.
Such a better alternative!
Such a better alternative!
01:15 PM - Jan 26, 2024
In response to MyCupOfTeaLCSW.
Yuuuup.
Stuff like this is why I’m certain I’ll never live long enough to see a woman be President.
It’s all just so depressing.
Stuff like this is why I’m certain I’ll never live long enough to see a woman be President.
It’s all just so depressing.
03:44 PM - Jan 23, 2024
In response to Mary Becker.
A number of sayings come to mind.
“FAFO.” Something about winning stupid prizes for playing stupid games.
Mostly, “sucks to be you.”
“FAFO.” Something about winning stupid prizes for playing stupid games.
Mostly, “sucks to be you.”
03:55 PM - Jan 22, 2024
In response to HawkeyeKateBishop.
Yeah, I know!
All that work, down the metaphorical drain. It might be easier to just move. 😵💫😂
All that work, down the metaphorical drain. It might be easier to just move. 😵💫😂
12:14 PM - Jan 22, 2024
In response to Joon Bugg.
All the labels you painstakingly wrote after much trial-and-error switch flipping to match breaker switches to functions in the circuit panel of your home.
Bwahahaha!!
Bwahahaha!!
05:55 AM - Jan 22, 2024
In response to Zaya Rose ⛧.
“Mother of three.”
Three what?
I don’t usually feel the need to ask that kind of question, but at this point it’s clear GOPers might say words we recognize, but they don’t mean the same things we think they do.
She could be the mother of three French Bulldogs for all I know!
Three what?
I don’t usually feel the need to ask that kind of question, but at this point it’s clear GOPers might say words we recognize, but they don’t mean the same things we think they do.
She could be the mother of three French Bulldogs for all I know!
05:21 AM - Jan 22, 2024
In response to Steve Silberman.
Yikes!
(The whole decade has been like this for me, so far. 😬)
(The whole decade has been like this for me, so far. 😬)
10:50 PM - Jan 21, 2024
In response to Cindy_Coffeelatte.
This would have been 1979 to 1980.
On the weekends we would pick out an assortment of flavors (onion, garlic, salt, plain, “everything”) to take home and who cared if they squished a bit out of shape in the paper bag.
Thank you so much for being part of what made Eugene the unique place it was!
On the weekends we would pick out an assortment of flavors (onion, garlic, salt, plain, “everything”) to take home and who cared if they squished a bit out of shape in the paper bag.
Thank you so much for being part of what made Eugene the unique place it was!
10:33 PM - Jan 21, 2024
In response to Dıanna.
I decided a couple years ago that I must have had some pretty awful meringue when I was a kid, because yeah, it’s actually yummy! I remember it being wet and gloppy, but apparently it doesn’t have to be that way!
10:23 PM - Jan 21, 2024
In response to Cindy_Coffeelatte.
The very first bagel I ever ate was a garlic bagel from Humble Bagel. All others since are measured against that one. Very few even make it close. Warm and chewy! Slightly tacky from the garlic. Delicious!
We’d walk over from South and get Pizza Bagels for lunch. OMG. YUM.
We’d walk over from South and get Pizza Bagels for lunch. OMG. YUM.
03:37 PM - Jan 20, 2024
In response to DaveWithBees.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w...
President Obama is one of us. If you’ve ever thought those “Leave it to Beaver” descriptions of growing up didn’t fit your experience, this is why. I had a wildly different experience than my oldest sibling.
President Obama is one of us. If you’ve ever thought those “Leave it to Beaver” descriptions of growing up didn’t fit your experience, this is why. I had a wildly different experience than my oldest sibling.
02:07 PM - Jan 19, 2024
