Susan A. Kitchens on Spoutible

‘AI created image from the phrase, “Jesus flipping over the tables in the temple.”’

This is like an AI-version of "Gladly the cross-eyed bear" (my dad used to imitate a lumbering cross eyed creature when he talked about that. Only later did I find out what the 'original' was, LOL)

A tweet by Rick Lee James, with the words, ‘AI created image from the phrase, “Jesus flipping over the tables in the temple.”’
The photo illustration is set in a large interior space with grand columns and stone walls. There's a wooden table with a red tablecloth, and what appears to be a stylized bench seat on one side, and to bowls atop the table. I robed figure is suspended a couple of feet in the air above the table, front of body facing toward the ceiling, back toward the table, and indistinct long hair and beard on the face. It is a robed figure, Jesus, performing a gymnastic move, doing a backflip — not over, say, a pommel horse gymnastic apparatus, but a backflip over a table.

12:06 AM - Sep 17, 2023

Dıanna

@u_go_grls

In response to Susan A. Kitchens.

Parkour Jesus!

02:15 AM - Sep 17, 2023

Susan A. Kitchens

@susan

In response to Dıanna.

Janis Joplin new lyrics:

“I don’t care if it rains or freezes
As long as I have my Parkour Jesus…”

(over a decade ago, my mother found some, er, Jesus action figures at 99¢ store, including this surfing Jesus. I posted this to The Bird w Janis "as long as I have my surfing Jesus)

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