Sredni Eel
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In response to Misha Ellison.
Just for that, I'm unleashing the Canadians on you.
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04:05 PM - Mar 04, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Sredni Eel.
Oh yea, Sredni? OH YEA?!?

Joke’s on you. I’m originally from Nebraska, the Canada of the US. So I’m PRACTICALLY CANADIANISH!

#booya
#MishaForTheWin
04:07 PM - Mar 04, 2023
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Elektra 🖖
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In response to Misha Ellison.
I was worried about what #SpoutWar could possibly be, but it’s low key awesome.
09:19 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Elektra 🖖.
Gorgeous Elektra, here at MishaInTheCloud, we’re mostly about cake and the occasional dinosaur porn haiku.

BUT!

That doesn’t mean we’re afraid of intense debate. We hide from nothing!

#HaveSomeCake
09:26 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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Sean Miller
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In response to Misha Ellison.
Incorrect, a taco is food inside a tortilla, a hotdog is a wiener in a bun.
While a wiener may be food, a bun is not a tortilla.
Thus, by the transitive property of #SpoutWars , a hotdog is not a taco.
08:51 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Sean Miller.
Oooh Sean, while you are an elitely handsome guppy and you do make excellent points, I’m afraid the case closed at noon US/Pacific time earlier today.

Catch the next #SpoutWar .
08:54 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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Joe Larose
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In response to Misha Ellison.
It's neither. It's its own, perfect food that needs no other category.
11:15 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Joe Larose.
The honorable friend-of-the-court and famous-recognizer-of-the-false-choice-fallacy Joe presents a strong argument.

Alas, as his testimony lacks seasoning, I move it be stricken from the record in it’s entirety.

#SoOrdered
#GottaAddSalt
11:50 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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Marie H1
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In response to Misha Ellison.
To qualify to be a taco doesn’t it have to be made with a tortilla of either flour or corn?
10:44 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Marie H1.
Elitely gorgeous Marie poses a quality question here. And how good to pay homage to the Mexican roots of the glorious taco.

Let’s remind the court of the previously ruled-on-and-accepted CUBE RULE, upon which our modern understanding of the taco is formed.

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#MishaForTheWin
10:49 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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DANIEL Mac
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In response to Misha Ellison.
Dunno abt that one

"A taco is a traditional Mexican food consisting of a small hand-sized corn- or wheat-based tortilla topped with a filling. The tortilla is then folded around the filling and eaten by hand"

Gonna have to sell hard to make me a beliver.
09:20 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to DANIEL Mac.
Your honor, elitely handsome Daniel raises a reasonable point.

Plaintiff stipulates the historical origin of the taco as presented.

BUT!

I cite the established precedent CUBE RULE that CLEARLY establishes hot dogs in the taco category.

#MishaForTheWin
#CubeRuleRules
09:29 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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MEAction NOW
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In response to Misha Ellison.
Btw, love the hashtag #SpoutWar
02:42 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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MEAction NOW
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In response to Misha Ellison.
Hahaha! It's neither!! It's waste in a long bun!
02:39 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to MEAction NOW.
Okay, okay elitely gorgeous guppy MEAction… that’s heavy hitting right out of the gate.

Ok - you say “waste”, but it’s actually using all the parts of the animal which is “wasting not” and you say “long bun” which is just New Englander for “doughy shell”.

#booya
#WhewThatWasClose
02:45 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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