Bruno+Auggie’s Dad
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Man is driving around NYC, can't find a parking space, looks up and says, God, if you provide a parking space, I will go to church every week and give up whiskey and swearing.

He turns a corner, and sees a parking spot right in front of him, looks up and says, never mind, I found one
Bruno+Auggie’s Dad @SteveOD
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, hey! We have a drink named after you!

And the grasshopper says, really? You have a drink called Ned?
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John Luttermoser
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Flip side of the joke about the person on a roof during a flood who refuses rides on a boat and a helicopter because he says God will save him. Eventually he looks up and shouts, "Why won't you answer my prayer?" A voice responds, "I sent a boat and a helicopter."
In response to Bruno+Auggie’s Dad.
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