Bruno and Augie’s Dad
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Man is driving around NYC, can't find a parking space, looks up and says, God, if you provide a parking space, I will go to church every week and give up whiskey and swearing.

He turns a corner, and sees a parking spot right in front of him, looks up and says, never mind, I found one
Bruno and Augie’s Dad @SteveOD
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, hey! We have a drink named after you!

And the grasshopper says, really? You have a drink called Ned?
08:15 AM - Jun 22, 2023
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Anne King
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In response to Bruno and Augie’s Dad.
excellent parable!
11:51 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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John Luttermoser
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In response to Bruno and Augie’s Dad.
Flip side of the joke about the person on a roof during a flood who refuses rides on a boat and a helicopter because he says God will save him. Eventually he looks up and shouts, "Why won't you answer my prayer?" A voice responds, "I sent a boat and a helicopter."
01:44 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Lucy
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Bawahahaha haha
02:33 AM - Aug 08, 2023
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Bill Newell
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In response to Bruno and Augie’s Dad.
A skeleton walks into a bar
And says to the bartender
I'll have a beer and a mop
08:54 AM - Jun 22, 2023
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Bruno and Augie’s Dad
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In response to Bill Newell.
A priest, rabbi, nun, horse, rabbit, and several atomic particles walk into a bar ...
And the bartender says, is this some sort of a joke?
09:09 AM - Jun 22, 2023
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