Elie Mystal
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Wife: What are we going to do about the possum?
Me: I don't know. Wolves?
Wife: Let me rephrase: "What are YOU going to do about the possum?"
Me: Let me rephrase: "Do I look like a wolf?"
01:30 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Jan Walsh
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Also, too, a possum’s life expectancy is only two years, so cherish that little toothy, pointy-nosed, short-lived creature that will rid your environs of pests.
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11:58 AM - Jan 09, 2024
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