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Republicans convinced a wide swath of the population that the obvious solution to gun violence was more guns, easier access to guns, no tracking on guns, deadlier guns. Replace 'guns' with any other deadly threat - fire; poison; toxic waste; carbon monoxide; it reveals just how ridiculous this is.
11:29 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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If a room in your house is on fire, simply set another fire in a different room in your house. Problem solved.
05:30 AM - Feb 15, 2024
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If you have accidentally ingested poison, just fill a large glass with the same poison, hold your nose, and drink it down. You'll be right as rain!
05:32 AM - Feb 15, 2024
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Is your land spoiled by toxic runoff? Go grab a barrel of the chemical waste and use it as fertilizer. Your crops will be green and pristine in no time.
05:33 AM - Feb 15, 2024
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Are your carbon monoxide sensors blaring in the middle of the night? Take out the batteries, close your garage door, and run your car for a few hours. Be sure to keep the transom open. You and your family will sleep like babies.
05:36 AM - Feb 15, 2024
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