Heidi Hafeken
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Exclusive: Vertically enhanced Spoutans recount the number of interesting ways they've nearly brained themselves. Special FUCK YOU to car doors.
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Bonnie Ivanish
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In response to Heidi Hafeken.
Self-concussing only takes once. For me, by a car door. Arrived at work for the early breakfast shift, it was simply pouring, no let up, so I went for it. I was still leaning toward the car when I hurriedly slammed the door solidly hitting my nose. Dark & raining, but I sure saw stars! + black eye.
12:20 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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VanHelsing
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In response to Bonnie Ivanish.
OMG. That’s the exact scenario of the first time I broke my nose. Didn’t concuss myself, but was laughed at mercilessly by the ER staff
12:26 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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Jacqueline Wallace
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In response to VanHelsing.
Doesn’t sound kindly. Hope their caretaking abilities were effective.
12:29 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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VanHelsing
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I was told they really can’t do anything for a freshly broken nose. So I didn’t even bother with the ER the next 2 times. Now my nose is a bit “off,” but I don’t care enough to fix it.
P.S. Once a nose breaks, it becomes a go-to move 😂
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01:39 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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Jacqueline Wallace
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In response to VanHelsing.
Wow! You have a great attitude.
01:41 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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