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Some pretty good tweets of yore:

darksidedeb
Turns out the silver lining was just duct tape.

callie_mt
Apple Watch: looks like you’re working out
Me, putting my comforter back in the duvet cover: 😐

Diversion50
"Donald Duck!"
10:43 AM - Apr 09, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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thecatwhisprer
Quarantine is like a real-life Advent calendar except you open your front door every day and find new Amazon boxes.

baronvonbike
I’m tired of spending quantity time with my kids.
10:43 AM - Apr 09, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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LuvPug
I had to take a detour to work today because my dog was laying on the floor in front of the couch

SteveOlivas
Inhaled a piece of cereal and went into a coughing fit and now three houses on my block are up for sale.

OnlyForSelenas
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
10:43 AM - Apr 09, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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TheWeirdWorld
Every spoonful of soup is just a mini bowl of soup.

DosieDoe
Well according to this height / weight chart, I'm too short.

gothicaseas
Don't you hate it when all your Satanic friends become yoga instructors.

cluedont
St Racecarts is the patron saint of palindromes.
10:43 AM - Apr 09, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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Okeating
If cats could make tea, they still wouldn't.

jeremycshipp
You are fantastic. You are a tea party at Frog and Toad's house. You are a grimoire written in moss and wildflowers. You are an iridescent mermaid in a coral facinator. You are a phantasmagoria in the heart of a wolf goddess.
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