Selena Maranjian
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6 pretty good tweets of yore:

thenatewolf
"Good luck with your little skits!"
- Shakespeare's mom.

Underchilde
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
12:18 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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abbyhasissues
I talk a lot of crap for someone who rotates the plates that I use because I feel bad if one might be left out.

danevanjohnson
Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child.
12:18 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.

cmonstah
2020: A masked guy puts lasagna in your trunk and then you drive away.

TheEllenShow
What do we want? Equal pay! When do we want it? 100 years ago.
12:18 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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