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6 pretty good tweets of yore:

ComedicBust
I have the body of a 25 year old couch.

sixthformpoet
I say potato, you say 100% organic Jersey Royals, served dauphinoise-style. You've changed.
11:16 AM - Apr 12, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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breeinthestee
My knuckles look like I'm a cage fighter, but I've only been carrying laundry baskets through doorways.

RickAaron
“I will take all the eggs from greedy corporate hens and systematically redistribute them to each and every hardworking American!
11:16 AM - Apr 12, 2024
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-The Easter Bernie

reelquinn
receiving initial updates on a mass shooting while news breaks about a different mass shooting as we watch a trial about a shooting when we’re still grieving about another mass shooting that happened just before the other shooting and

AnneLamott
I’m getting married
11:16 AM - Apr 12, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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tmrw in a redwood grove, at the age of 65, to a tall handsome writer NealFAllen—good sense of humor, is smarter than I am, can fix anything, and cook. So never ever give up, no matter how things look or how long they take. Don’t quit before the miracle. Deal?
11:16 AM - Apr 12, 2024
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