Drew NotAGuy
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Me being interviewed for tRump's jury:
Lawyer: What do you do for a living?
Me: He's guilty.
L: So, you've heard about this case.
M: He's guilty.
L: Do you consider yourself a Democrat?
M: He's guilty.
L: Can you be impartial?
M: He's super guilty.
10:27 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Sabine Savvidis
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In response to Drew NotAGuy.
Yes, your honor. I can put my personal feelings aside and objectively assess the evidence against that decrepit orange clown.
11:38 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Drew NotAGuy
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In response to Sabine Savvidis.
11:43 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Cyndi Brown
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In response to Drew NotAGuy.
I was dismissed from jury duty because the person (guilty) was my asshole brother's friend/BIL (guilty). Didn't seem to matter when I said I hated both equally (went to a nice place for lunch).
11:25 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Andrea Ball
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In response to Drew NotAGuy.
I do wonder about the use of potential jurors who have no clue or no opinions about what has been happening, though.
10:39 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Drew NotAGuy
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In response to Andrea Ball.
I would immediately suspect that person to be lying.
10:44 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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In response to Drew NotAGuy.
I absolutely do NOT want to serve on that jury.

But of the four criminal cases he's facing, this is one I could probably answer truthfully that I could be impartial.

It's a bunch of white-collar money-manipulating gobbledygook in the end, so he could get off on technicalities.
10:37 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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ZonkerHarris
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In response to Drew NotAGuy.
"Your Honor, I'd love to be on this jury. I can spot the guilty ones miles away."
10:33 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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