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5 pretty good tweets of yore:

williamader
The late worm avoids the early bird.

Disalmanac
UPDATE: According to a new Arizona law, a woman is considered pregnant a full two weeks before she listens to a Marvin Gaye album.
12:27 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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bnamom79
I'm not sure it comes across to my children how much I love them when I refer to them as son #1 , son #2 , and the girl.
12:27 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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JackOfQuills
how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler

KimmyMonte
A group of penguins is called a wedding.
12:27 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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