Selena Maranjian
A
thread 1/5
9 pretty good tweets of yore:

mattzollerseitz
The USA is a divorced couple that still has to share a house.

frenchielaboozi
happy two year anniversary to the bag of clothes for donation in the corner of my room

shariv67
"Alexa, call for help!"
"Searching for kelp."
12:02 PM - Apr 17, 2024
0
0
0
Selena Maranjian
A
thread 2/5
"For fucks sake, Alexa, call an ambulance!"
"I found 14 listings for lap dance in your area."

LeslieInMpls
I'm not slurring my words, I'm talking in cursive.
12:02 PM - Apr 17, 2024
0
0
Selena Maranjian
A
thread 3/5
rachelle_mandik
after peter gabriel left genesis, i really think they should have renamed the band exodus

jeremycshipp
You are fantastic. You are a rat king rolling through an abandoned amusement park. You are a dancing skeleton under a blood moon.
12:02 PM - Apr 17, 2024
0
0
Selena Maranjian
A
thread 4/5
You are a phantasmagoria of lightning bugs and ecstatic ghouls. You are a capybara goddess devouring the sun.

FastLaugh
Virginia: Come for our transvaginal ultrasounds.
12:02 PM - Apr 17, 2024
0
0
Selena Maranjian
A
thread 5/5
Stay for our beaches #RejectedStateMottos

ryanfranson
Missouri Loves Company #RejectedStateMottos

juliussharpe
Technically, it’s Trump cut funding to WHOM.
#words #funny #music #mottos #alexa
12:02 PM - Apr 17, 2024
0
0

 

{{ notificationModalContent }} {{ promptModalMessage }}