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4 pretty good tweets of yore:

samuel_pollen
European out-of-offices: “I’m away camping for the summer.
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Email again in September”
American out-of-offices: “I have left the office for two hours to undergo kidney surgery but you can reach me on my cell anytime”

@OhNoSheTwitnt
If you say “witch hunt” in the mirror 3 times, Donald Trump will appear and collude with some Russians.
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WoodyLuvsCoffee
Doing genealogy research and surprised how few of my relatives died from falling pianos in the 1920’s.

elizaskinner.
Anxiety: hey are you awake?
Me:...
Anxiety: ARE YOU AWAKE?
Me: I am now.
Anxiety: SOMETHING IS REALLY BAD.
Me: Oh no - what is it?
Anxiety: I DONT KNOW.
Me:...
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Anxiety: I CAN START LISTING POSSIBILITIES.
Me: No, that’s ok
Anxiety: TOO LATE, HERE WE GO!
#family #europe #anxiety #trump
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