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5 pretty good tweets of yore:

RunwayDan
I can't imagine calling the mission "impossible" did a lot for morale.

amandajpanda
I'm going to go buy a piñata. I'm full of rage and I want candy.
12:52 PM - May 05, 2024
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hazelmotes1
Disneyland's slogan is "The Happiest Place on Earth" because "Weep, for your gods have abandoned you" was already taken by Comcast.

amishschool
Me, to wife: "I don't need a shopping list, I can remember."
* Returns from grocery store with portrait of Abe Vigoda and a yak.
12:52 PM - May 05, 2024
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piper4missouri
Can you imagine a world where women shot someone every time we felt unsafe?
12:52 PM - May 05, 2024
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