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11 pretty good tweets of yore:

3sunzzz
My husband surprised me by taking the day off. I guess today is the day he finds out we've actually had a cleaning company for the last 5 years.
12:02 PM - May 08, 2024
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BookReviewFAIL
When she thought Charlotte & Emily Brontë having the same last name was an amazing coincidence I knew I had made a terrible mistake.

just1fool
The pleasure is all mine.
12:02 PM - May 08, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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~Creepy massage chairs

rodlacroix
Practice social distancing in CVS by maintaining a half-receipt distance from the people around you.
12:02 PM - May 08, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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petridishes
i wish they sold sweatshirts that said I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR PLACE OR EVENT BUT WHEN I VISITED IT WAS COLD AND I HAD NOT PACKED CORRECTLY

ReelQuinn
Instacart: they didn’t have zinc so I got Reddi-wip
Me: excellent

redherringbear
I'm not saying I'm old, but my hand j
12:02 PM - May 08, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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ust cramped scrolling down to select my birth year.

HatfieldAnne
Today, at the gym, I got an endorphin.
12:02 PM - May 08, 2024
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Selena Maranjian
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drakegatsby
Sending emails to every place I’ve shopped for the last 8 years to explain how I’m dealing with the pandemic

molly_knight
In my darkest hours I will think of Sally Yates destroying Ted Cruz on national television, and it will sustain me.
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MackGrahamNYC
Always remember, they didn't make arrests because they saw the tape....They made arrests because we saw the tape.
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