Michael Holmans
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#GunReformNow
#SpoutingNonsense
#PointlessPoll

Four heavily-armed Republicans are locked in a room. Which one survives the shoot-out?

Lauren Boebert

Ted Cruz

Empty Greene

Rapey McForehead Gaetz

8 votes — 09:12 PM - Mar 28, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Michael Holmans.
It’s gotta be Greene, right?

The others would chicken out when all is said and done, but you just know G is itchin to pull a trigger.

#GunFetish
09:15 PM - Mar 28, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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I'm not so sure. I reckoned that as someone who used to run a restaurant where diners were encouraged to shoot each other, Boebert would have the most experience in a shoot-out situation.
In response to Misha Ellison.
07:44 AM - Mar 29, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Michael Holmans.
She always struck me as the type who would get someone else to do it, you know?
09:36 AM - Mar 29, 2023
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