Michael Holmans
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Difficult to say: as a Brit I'm only a smidgen to the left of centre in my context and hardly ever find AOC's statements of the mostly obvious to be unachievable nonsense - some even seem weak and unambitious.
Most Europeans would think the same.
Sarah Shonk @LangurLover
Good Thursday morning #Spoutible users! Today's #dailypoll is here!

How do you fall on the #political spectrum? #Polls #Politics

Left

Right

Center

Apathetic

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Michael Holmans
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Wordle 698 2/6

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Yay me!
#Wordle
11:11 PM - May 17, 2023
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I'd say "Rubbish", but you wouldn't know what I meant if you're unfamiliar with Moreceambe and Wise.
Mommy Writes ??️ @MommyWrites
I think Twitter is helping push me toward a nervous breakdown. I’d really love to just switch to here permanently. What do you all think of the platform so far?
05:43 AM - May 07, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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Wymondham ("Wind-um")
Happisburgh ("Haze-buh-ruh")
Braverman ("Vishers-shit")
Matthew @Matthew
I find it quite delightful and charming when the pronunciation of a place doesn't match its spelling. A few I grew up around are:

Wrotham ("Root-ham")
Trottiscliffe ("Troz-lee")
Shipbourne ("Shib-an")
03:19 PM - May 05, 2023
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Stephen Thomas
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If you say “Seditious Conspiracy” in the mirror three times, Roger Stone shows up.
04:11 PM - May 04, 2023
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GrannyScrewsTheNews
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I sure hope Elon Musk doesn't decide to make condoms. Look at his cars and rockets. They all explode.
11:06 AM - May 04, 2023
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“There’s no better feeling than coming home to an apartment/condo tower after a big trip to Costco.” - Mark Twain
06:13 PM - May 03, 2023
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#UKPolitics

How many seats will the Tories lose tomorrow?

600 or less

600-900

900-1200

More than 1200

8 votes — 02:18 PM - May 03, 2023
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#UKPolitics

How many seats will the Tories lose tomorrow?

600 or less

600-900

900-1200

More than 1200

8 votes — 02:18 PM - May 03, 2023
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Wordle 682 3/6

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05:44 AM - May 02, 2023
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Wordle 678 5/6

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Diane Turner
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How I would have loved to be a fly on Mike Pence’s hair today.
Allison Gill @MuellerSheWrote
BREAKING: Mike Pence TESTIFIED TODAY before Jack Smith's federal grand jury for about 8 hours.
05:11 PM - Apr 27, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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What they don't understand? Anything.
05:20 PM - Apr 27, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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Only as part of an organised campaign where people buy tickets so it's sold out and then have only one person turn up.
TicketExpert @TicketExpert
If Tucker Carlson went out on tour (discussing politics and whatever else), would you buy #tickets to go see him?
01:03 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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And at which of Bernie's houses would that be?
Chris X @Haroldsbro
I don't care how old President Biden is, I'm still voting for him. As a matter of fact, there can be a whole Weekend at Bernie's situation with him and I'll still vote for him over any Republican. 💯
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Michael Holmans
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Because they only have jurisdiction over their own trial. They can't gag him saying "that's his style" - they have to accumulate enough evidence from this case to be able to stick him with contempt of court.
Joe Marino @Joemarino2017
Why do judges continue giving trump "warnings" anymore? He treats the court like a banana republic
05:22 AM - Apr 27, 2023
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dani
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thread 1 Threaded Spouts
Who wants to tell him that the scores that we all enjoy so much have not been updated for two weeks and despite all of our whining we’ve received no acknowledgment and that it’s probably Greg’s fault but also not because they should really have taught someone else about the spreadsheet and it’s just
Adam Deitsch □ @adamosphere
How frequently does the #BotSentinel rating re-evaluate accounts? I find it weird that my % hasn't changed since it started showing. It's been quite a while.
04:59 PM - Apr 26, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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If you dated a Republican and went further than a nice dinner out, you would be mating outside your species anyway.
Sundae Gurl @SundaeDivine
I'd sooner mate outside my species than date a Republican.
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Michael Holmans
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He's realised he's already grifted enough to keep him comfortable for the rest of his days, so he doesn't need to go on a big fund-raising tour.
MeidasTouch Network @MeidasTouch
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders endorses President Biden for re-election, confirms he will not run: "I’m in to do what I can to make sure that the president is reelected."
06:12 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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What a terrible shame that we won't be able to hear #tuckercarlson 's take on this scandal.
#Barbie
NewsBot News from the Internet @NewsBot
Mattel has introduced its first-ever version of the Barbie doll representing a person with Down syndrome #news #CNN
11:42 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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#Spoutible
#SpoutibleCommunity
#SpoutingNonsense
#spoutiblesuggestions

In the endless search for what do people who spout call themselves, may I suggest "Teapot", as in "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, Here's my handle, here's my spout"?
12:24 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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#CrypticCrossword #crossword
I'm in The Independent today.
12:12 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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Scrolling through, I first thought that was Ted Cruz. I apologise profusely to Mr Pérez-Reverte.
Alberto Pastor @albertopastor
05:44 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Marty Ryan
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If I said “on average people are mean” would I be grammatically correct, clear and concise?
02:51 PM - Apr 21, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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Yes, if you vote yourself.
Thomas Liljeruhm @Kosacki
Out of curiosity, can you see the number of votes?
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Michael Holmans
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"Dominic Raab resigns as deputy PM after bullying allegations"

With classic resignation letter saying him having to resign sets a very low bar for bullying, presumably along the same lines as if they can go after DFG they can go after YOU

#UKPolitics
#GTTO
#DominicRaab
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead lyrics - YouTube

(Lyrics)Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.Wake up you sleepyhea...

06:47 AM - Apr 21, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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#crossword
#CrypticCrossword

I'm in the FT today.
06:41 AM - Apr 19, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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Well, the Tories have been telling us 2+2 = 5 for years, and people have still voted for them. Maybe he's right.
Dr DoNoThing @Dr_DoNothing
Thirteen years of Tory ideologically based destruction & incompetence but apparently the UK's problem is maths.
03:27 AM - Apr 17, 2023
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Michael Holmans
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Because they think the locals results are going to be so bad that they can ditch Sunak and resurrect Turds.
#UKPolitics
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