Ben East
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#DinoPorn sonnet 1/3 for @MishaInTheCloud Maggie_C @JessMartin @Minnie

Shall I compare thee to a brontosaur?
Thou art more scaly, and thy neck more long.
Rough fingers rake thy darling buds, oh, phwoar!
I dare not look upon thy dino dong!

Parts 2 and 3 incoming.
06:47 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Ann Draulans
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In response to Ben East.
That's so funny! @Minnie and I were just talking about dongs the other day.

#DingDong #ThoughtsHavePower
07:52 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Ann Draulans.
You astound me. *cof*
04:57 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Minnie the Pooh
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In response to Ben East.
Oh and don't forget @AnnDraulans
07:37 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Ann Draulans
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In response to Minnie the Pooh.
🙋🏻‍♀️ ego quoque 🙋🏻‍♀️ @beneastart
04:30 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Minnie the Pooh
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In response to Ben East.
I am so innocent and naive that I had to Google "frig."
07:36 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Ann Draulans
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In response to Minnie the Pooh.
Well, my google search came up pretty dry. It said frig was short for refrigerator.

Urban dictionary on the other hand showed me the juicy stuff I was looking for.
08:32 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Ben East.
#DinoPorn sonnet 2/3 @MishaInTheCloud Maggie_C @JessMartin @Minnie

Sometime too hot appears thy reptile heinie
And often is its bold erection rimm’d
Though sometimes your advances I decline(y)
Because I’m chasing after mammoth trim.
06:49 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Ben East.
#DinoPorn sonnet 3/3 @MishaInTheCloud etc

But thy eternal hotness shall not fade
Not even when the hairy mammals boast
That they have left us dinos in their shade
When in the comet’s flames we come to roast.
So long as palaeontologists can dig
They’ll find the proof that once we dinos frigged.
06:52 PM - Apr 06, 2023 (Edited)
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