Josef Konrad
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The woolly mammoth roams the ice,
A hookup now would be so nice.
But in this frozen barren place
Are no companions, not one trace.

Another night he spends alone,
But you can hear his mammoth groan,
As he commits to fully pully
Which is why his hoofs are so woolly.

#DinoPornCollective #DinoPorn
02:31 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Minnie the Pooh
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In response to Josef Konrad.
I was just in the shower thinking about this and I have a question. Perhaps @JessMartin can help me out too cuz she’s all literary. Was this mammoth masturbating? If so, why would this make his (ok mammoths didn’t have hooves but) hooves woolly? Is this a Canadian thing?
04:46 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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Josef Konrad
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In response to Minnie the Pooh.
Yes! The mammoth in question was practicing self love. There is an old wive's tale that stretches back to the Dark Ages that suggests this act will result in hair growing on your palms (as well as blindness, infertility, and oddly enough, hair loss on other parts of your body).
05:29 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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Ann Draulans
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In response to Minnie the Pooh.
Oh you were in the shower...

It must have gotten all steamy in there with all those burning questions. And then you were driven out by your lust for answers. Gasping for air. Dripping. Making things all slippery and gooey.

Am I close?
09:37 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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April Sparkles
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In response to Josef Konrad.
Now this is #DinoPorn talent! 🙌
10:13 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Minnie the Pooh
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In response to April Sparkles.
Oh Mrs. Sparkles, your Canadian partisanship is showing.
04:42 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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Minnie the Pooh
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In response to Josef Konrad.
Perhaps #MammothPorn might be more apt here? Have you founded a new genre? I think so.
03:46 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Diane Turner
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In response to Minnie the Pooh.
#MammothPorn could be huge!
05:56 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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